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And Arent We All Glad For That. Youd Be Terrible At Doing The Thing With The Wigglers.

 

-looks a bit confused- Votz a mor-ale? Splodey dere (Goot nickname by der vey) sed sumtink about von before, bot she neffer hexplained.

 

I always forget you aliens have different romance words. So there's four types of romance, aye? That's why they're called quadrants. Hearts, Diamonds, Spades, and Clubs, like the four suits of a deck. If anyone uses Cups, Coins, Swords, and Staffs instead, they're an idiot who can't do their research right, because tarot is way more recent than they're trying to sound. Anyways!

They're aligned on two axis, one is the concupiscent-conciliatory axis, the other one is the pity-hate axis.

Concupiscent and Pity is Hearts, or flushed romance, or matespritship. The one you're in that quadrant with is your matesprit. I'm told that quadrant is the standard romance one in all those luddite societies that only have one type of romance, like, how does that even work? Boat yeah, someone you like being around and like to have sex with.

Conciliatory and Pity is Diamonds, or pale romance, or moirallegiance. The one you're in that quadrant with is your moirail. Loreli and me sort of adopted Splodey into that quadrant although she will deny it until her dying night, boat, yeah. She needs someone who keeps her from accidentally killing herself. Your moirail is your anchor, they balance you - and you balance them! - and generally make sure you don't do something spectacularily stupid, like not sleeping for four days in a row. Or pissing off someone stronger than you without backup. So they'll either whack you over the head or keep your back, depending on situation.

Concupiscent and Hate is Spades, or black romance, or kismesistude. The one you're in that quadrant with is your kismesis. They're basically a person you cannont do with, boat also cannont do without. Your kismesis keeps you on your toes and makes you become better at stuff, and since it's a concupiscent quadrant there's also sex.

Conciliatory and Hate is Clubs, or ashen romance, or auspisticism. Because sometimes you fall into hate when they or you are already in a kismesistude, or the relationship would be inbalanced, or otherwise implode the vicinity into far more dead trolls than necessary, and that's where an auspistice comes in. The auspistice - or sometimes also called middle leaf - steps in between and mediates between the two would-be-boat-shouldn't-be kismesises, and keeps shit from going down.

People you're quadranted with, and people in your quadrant's quadrants, are called clade. Some clades, especially closed ones that aren't just branching off fractally into eternity, call more than your immediate or once-removed clade, boat for ewherrything else it kind of depends on how social you and the others are, so sometroll might knot call sometroll else clade, even if one of their quadrantmates calls them clade.

Clade are generally trusted to knot knife you in the back, boat sometimes you cannont even be sure with your quadrants, even if you should be.

That make sense?

 

-frowns- Yaz. Hy gotz to sey, hyu guyz pecks iz comp-lee-kay-ted.
Hyu heartz sounds like luff, bot hyu also mek eet sound like hy´m een luff vit mine entire leetle peck! Und hy guess all jägerkin peckz iz mor-ales to eech odder from hyu point ov view. Bot also all vun beeg clade. Ve call eech odder brodder und seesterz, bot eet depends on der person how letter-alley ve tek dot. Hy sleep vit odder jägers cawze hy iz venomous und odderwise hy´d neffer get enny!

 

That Was The Longest Most Unnecessary Ramble Ever. Never Seen A Walking Mountain, 90 Volume Percent Dogfur, Talk So Much About Romance
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Also Aliens Are Perverted More News At 11. Didnt Know This Could Stll Surprise Me.

 

* you have a nice thesis there prof
* problem is
* killing wasn't quite the point
* the point is that it was fun.
* which makes me a bad person.

 

Huh.
Was it the killing, or was it the letting loose?

 

* shoo kid go back to your own corner of omniscient plot commentary

 

...
nah.

oh, oh, wait!
make me.

 

* not taking the bait.

 

Duz dis vun haff der sexy beets too?

 

Votz vrong vit killink beink fon?

 

No. Never. Only I Really Weird Porn.

 

Knot necessarily, no, boat in the end it depends on the participants, like ewherrywhere else.

 

/confusion
...Cos dat sounds like me end Mina bot ve do de sexy times. Bot hy haff a boyfriend alzo! End ve do der sexy times too. Bot den hy do de sexy times vit a lot of pipple...

 

The Answer Is Clearly That Youre A Perverted Deviant

 

{You give a thumbs-up}

 

Mebbe hyu chust dun underschtand how fon eet iz!

-thumbs up right back, with enormous pointy-toothed grin-

 

@eyefishSoup Hy like hyu!

 

So While Yall Are Violating Several Reproductive Laws Of The Empire By Breathing, Ill Be Over Here, Doing More Productive Things Than Constantly Pailing.