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That Is The Thing. He Actually Put His Tentacles On That And He Still Didn't Notice.

 

We don't need them, but they sure as hell exist, so...

Yeah. Cooperating with Bill never works out well. *sighs* I see why you wouldn't.

Her? I don't know her yet, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was like him.

 

I Am Nothing Like My Brother.

I Like Beauty And Order.

He Likes Chaos And Freakish Things.

I Like Singing.

He Likes Screaming.

 

Nize hat.

 

*laughs* Ford's sex life must've sucked back then. I mean, when you're with someone, it's only really good if they actually pay attention to you. If they don't, well, jerking off would get better results.

 

Hey, do you mind? That's private and also extremely over! I'm married now.

 

ThANKS! WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT DATE OF YOUR DEATH?

 

IT'S FuNNY HOW DUMB YoU WERE, BUT IT'S JUST SaD HOW BORING YoU ARE tHESE DaYS....

YOUR WiFe THINKS YOU'RE A cINNAMoN ROLL BUT i JUST SMELL vANILLA

 

So, you're a Pixie and he's an Anti-Fairy then, metaphorically speaking?

Your likes and dislikes are pretty much the opposite but that doesn't mean you're not both assholes.

 

... OOOOOOOOR you just go over to the fiends at DC and just look for the lanterns.
Yellow is fear, Blue is blind optimism and pink is... liking stuff or something dorky like that?
seems to fit perfectly.

 

Yellow and pink work, but I'd dispute blue. I don't think Will's particularly optimistic. Blue'd be better for Pap, honestly. (Who, thank God, is not a triangle demon.)

 

i don't know. i can imagine a future without cruelty, a world without needless pain.

i just can't interest either of them in it

 

YOU ARE SO BORING, wILL

IT'S A GOOD THING YOU NEVER MET FORDSY.

The MULTIVERSE CAN'T TAKE THAT MUCH 'kumbayah'!

 

wow, norm, really, just because the kid is a bit timid and quiet doesn't mean they're not blind to all the ways life can go wrong and eagerly march on despite everything. I Mean, really? I'm more of a rage guy than them, but the kid strikes me as the least annoying in the whole bunch.

 

That does sound like the exact opposite of what Bill wants, so I'm not surprised he isn't interested, really.

What'd that future be like, though?

Pap, my spades, can imagine a future like that and I just, well, I have no idea what that'd be like, how it could happen. All I know is that it'd be nice. Provided that getting to it doesn't involve anyone getting brainwashed or anything.

 

There Will Be No Pain Or Cruelty In The Glampocalypse

After We Get All The Inelegant Parts Over With

It Is Unfortunate

But You Cannot Create Perfection Without Destroying Imperfection

Every Sonnet Has A Rough Draft After All

 

*nods* Yeah, true. I kinda like him.

 

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS LEEEEET'S DESTROY THE THREEEEEEAAAAAD WITH 100% ORGANIC, ALL-NATURAL SHITPOSTING!

 

belle be real. what you're calling 'the inelegant bits' is actually really called genocide. things that are imperfect still enjoy being alive.

brainwashing shouldn't be necessary, people wouldn't suffer if they would just stop hurting each other

 

We Do Not Have To Kill What We Can Improve.

But A Creative Mind Should Not Be Trapped In Rotting Flesh. Look At Stanford, He Is After All Right Here And Our Brother's Favourite Mistake. He Is Brilliant And Artistic And Creative And He's Rotting.

Do Not Try To Tell Me That Is Acceptable, Will.