shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Hey, I'm not dead YET!

 

Do You Have Any Idea How Many Of Your Cells Are Dead Or Dying Even As We Speak? Do You Look The Same As When My Brother Was Debasing Himself With You? Your Hair Is A Pretty Colour, But It Used To Be Another Pretty Colour.

You Would Be So Perfect As A Gem.

 

And how do you plan on getting them to stop hurting each other, exactly?

'Cause once enough people are hurt, they're all in pain and it all snowballs, so they just keep on hurting each other. In revenge for previous hurts, just 'cause they're assholes, whatever... And you can't get them to stop 'cause they all (or most of them) believe that the people they're hurting are evil and deserve to be in pain. And they have governments and stuff that keep the wars going and the hate going and everything. And strong beliefs. Lots of shit that keeps them hurting each other, even though it's bad for them.

 

Hey, hey, pinkie.
Wanna see something that will never die and keeps regenerating, forever? No aging, no decay just 100% full efficiency all the time?

Spoiler: a pretty pretty princess

 

That Was Not Done ... With Much Attention To Aesthetic Concerns.

 

H3Y B1LL 1S TH1S YOU?

 

no shit sherlock.
uh. sherlockina?

 

sherlockette?
... what's the girl name for sherlock?

 

*laughs* Sherlockina?

Wow.

That sounds so dumb. Who'd name their kid Sherlockina?

 

Shirley, maybe?

 

... why did elementary insist on casting Lucy Liu as Watson.
Why could they not give me an answer to this problem by casting her as Holmes and figuring it out for me.

Shirley sounds too not-British, duh

 

Nah. Shirley sounds totally British.

 

@the bill of wrongs
*gasps* a wierd triangle. i prefer if you were a square though.

 

mmph mmpha. mmph mph mphh mmphph.
(I love vanilla. better than chocolate).

 

ooh. looky here, a all powerful being that can see into the future. come back when you have something original. we already have three of those kinds of guys here already.

 

@the author speaks
Hey, pal, you alright? I mean sorry for the PTSD about being possesed and all from this creep, but are you ok with him being here?

 

Look Dude, I Cant Stand You But Are You Sure You Want To Pick A Fight With That One?

 

Hey, i have a problem with people who want to destroy worlds. Looking at you @Burt Destroys the World.
((I have been dying to say this joke, but i never had any time, but whenever A.I. and Starkiller start talking to each other, Bad Blood by Taylor Swift pops into my head. Also, I just type A.I. because it is shorter and it takes up less time then typing aurumilluminatrix. no hard feelings))

 

((I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING IT'S TOO ACCURATE. Even though Bad Blood is the Spades anthem and Chroma is Not Into Starkiller That Way.))
Oh Go Right Ahead Then But The Last Time We Tried To Fight The Triangle We Were, What Twenty People Armed To The Teeth? But Sure Run Into Your Own Doom.

 

((I am glad i made someone laugh today.))
Hey, he owes me. he tore off the wing of my ship. That would make you mad too if he broke your form of transportation.