shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I did not know this was up for debate. Look dude (or dudette, or whatever) i don't need my beloved gross gorey reality to be rainbow-ified. Especially not on international religious Zombie appreciation day.

 

You're not telling me haunts now have RELIGION, are you? Fuck. They already annoyed me enough — now they'll preach at me while I kill them?

 

mmph mph. mph mmph mmphmph mmph mmph mmph mph mmph mp mmp mp mpphr. mmph m mmphmr.
(It's not for debate. we just started talking about it when you showed the picture. here, have a unicorn)
*blows up a giant pink unicorn*

 

No unicorns for me, thanks, I have enough.

 

ghouls are nasty. they are too wrinkly and fleshy. I would stay away from them if i were you.

 

This man knows his stuff, listen to him.

 

why would you celebrate a day about zombies. they are disgusting and will kill you.
((little known fact:there have been several times zombies appeared in the canon Star Wars universe))

 

Jesus is my favorite magical jewish zombie carpenter.
He's also SWOLE as FUCk

We're allowed to reference Liefeld, he invented us.

 

thank you, doll. At least some people in this place are not insane.

 

That's messed up. Your world can keep it.

 

My sanity has been in question many times, but I'm just too hard to keep locked up.

 

heh, well, i guess we are insane in all of our own ways. Some people are cannibals, and some people believe in zombies. Who knows?

 

Well, different worlds have different things on them. But I never recommend cannibalism. Or eating humans. The undead, now, most of them are bad news but there are exceptions.

 

It's an expression. He sets you up to trust him.

 

i never recommend cannibalism, too. i find it disgusting eating another kind of your own species. as for the ghouls, what kind of exeptions are there? I mean i have a few friends that are ghouls, but the feral ones, don't get me started.

Who would ever trust a face like that? Have you ever heard of the illuminati? HE LOOKS LIKE THE ILLUMINATI!!

 

Not if you know what you're doin'.

I can kill them just by singing...as long as I've got two other people singing with me.

 

And some people think Cap should win Civil War I mean COME ON haha.
Hah.
*counts dollar bills*

 

NOW I know all about them. I was a dumb twenty-something though. I mean, I'm a genius and I always have been, but...I did some very, very, very stupid things when I was young.

 

Eh. If me or Valiska (I know, Valiska or I, don't even start with me) had been around you back then you would've done better.

I shouldn't have let Dad talk me out of following you around. Maybe I couldn't keep myself out of trouble but God knows neither could you, not for a hot second.

 

Youre A Real Lusus Arent You Stanley?