shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Indeed it is good to travel with company; but for five years I traveled alone through the multiverse, and even after I met Valiska, we often traveled separately in the interests of work and research. Being with people I love all the time still feels like the height of luxury.

 

You know, I cant really agree with you there. I've travelled with PROXY all my life. I can't stand being alone. How do you do it?

 

*ponders this for a few moments*

Ohhh! Hyur brother iz hyur minion! Dot's very convenient.

 

that's because he is a walking attitude problem.

you do seem to be suffering a great deal. would you like to me to help you express all your feelings? i would do whatever was necessary to comfort you...

as long as my Mistress permits...

i'm afraid i don't recognise that person.

 

Yeah no. Poindexter only wishes I was his minion.

 

I didn't really have a choice. I fell through the portal all by myself.

 

That'd be one way to keep Bill out of here.

 

Hyu don't follow him around to keep him out ov trouble, und ven hyu kent stop him hyu do vhat hyu ken to make tings vork?

 

Yeah I do that.

But he doesn't get to tell me what to do. It wouldn't work if he did.

 

*grins*
Ha, yez. Dey only tink dey iz telling us vat to do. Really, ve follow dem because ve loff dem.

 

*Stan grins back at Maxim*

Yeah, well...I don't let him think he's telling me what to do, either...his head's swelled enough.

 

*hugs Valiska*

I'm pretty sure we're really all her minions.

 

*grins back, even wider*
Ho, yah, brothers iz different. Jägerz iz all like brothers to each odder dot vay.

 

you should always have a partner when you do scientific experiments. Who knows what would happen if something went haywire.

 

*laughs*

Oh, Starkiller.

*laughs some more*

I wasn't experimenting. Stan and I were having a fight in the portal room and it accidentally got turned back on.

But if that hadn't happened I wouldn't have met my wife.

 

Oh, well...I guess getting sucked into a portal is not such a bad thing. Better than how Juno and I met.
I also always wanted a brother to pick fights with.

 

*frowns* You wanted a brother for fighting with?

*rolls his eyes* Dude, no. You don't need more drama in your life.

 

Well, obviously not to always fight with. But, you know...to spend time with or whatever.
But you also don't think i have enough drama in my life already?

 

*smiles softly* Well, yeah, a brother to spend time with would be nice. A brother just to fight with... nah.

*laughs* No. You have more than enough drama in your life, you don't need any more of it. What you're suggesting I said is the literal opposite of that.

 

do you have any siblings?
Also, yeah. Problems and situations can get you down sometimes.