shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

-solemnly- De tree most eemportant tings een life iz fightink, fuckink end cookink.

(one day i'll remember to post as the proper account for more than about two posts in a row. one day.

What makes this even more amusing is that my icon on here is also a jager, just an entirely different one)

 

-snorts- Dun vorry keed, hyu iz chust seven, hyu´ll probably get eet ven hyu iz older. Vell, sun pipple don´t. -shrugs- Ennyvey, mekkink tings hexplode iz also fon.

 

How long are you guys' solar sweeps anyways? Ours are 791 nights, in twenty-four perigees counted after the phases of the purple moon, with dim and dark seasons up where I'm from.

(yes yes i know canon says 12 bilunar perigees, but fuck that noise, it makes no sense to count them that way.)

 

...Solar sveeps? ...Hyu mean a hyear? Tree hundret end seexty-five dayz!

 

YOU KNOW THAT THING I DO WHERE I LIKE AND UNLIKE A POST TO SHOW HOW MUCH I DISAGREE?

GUESS WHAT I JUST DID AGAIN, SANS.

 

* and i really appreciate that you take the time
* to even tell me in case i don't notice it while you're doing it, bro
* makes me feel less
* bonely.

 

-thoughtful- Zo vun of hyu yearz mekz...how menny of ours?

((Mina is not stupid, but school wasn´t a thing for people of her class during her time of birth so
maths is not her strong point.))

 

A bit over two, I think? Ford said I'm aboat 14 earth years old, Splodey is 15.

Conscription happens at 8 sweeps, or... 17 earth years?

 

-nods- Hy vos about seexteen ven hy sign op. Hy´m uh ...-counts on fingers- Sumtink like a hundred-und-ninety hor zo.

 

WELP.

I THINK THINGS LIKE "LOVE" (ALL CAPS) ARE SCIENCEY THINGS THAT SANS AND ALPHYS KNOW ABOUT, BUT NOT REGULAR COOL PEOPLE LIKE ME.

 

-nostalgically- Ven hy vos fourteen hy vos vorkink een de forge schtill. End runnink avay to pley vit de Jagerkin veneffer hy could. Dat vos a long time ago! Iz hyu joinink de army, den?

(FUCK i'm sorry)

 

(okay jeez i cut my losses and signed in as the subaccount properly. my memory is appalling holy shit)

 

I think I'll open up a coffee shop. I would've entered the Alternian Fleet in some capacity, probably the Treshecutioners, buuuuut I kind of. Switched planets. And am knot planning on going back. Knot like anyone would've cared about a dead green, savvy? Or they'd assigned me to the medics, and, just. No. Knot in this life. I can patch a wound and cook up something with alcohol, boat that's my extent of healing skills.

 

(As residents of Mechanicsburg can testify, there is coffee and then there is COFFEE.)

 

@eyefishSoup Ho? Vell iz better den most ov mine eediot patients.


((Pffffff. Yes. Mina is pretty fond of coffee, especially the irish kind))

 

Hy petched mineself op lazt time hy got hurt, deedn't hy?

 

-glares at him- Yaz und hyu made MINE job moch more deefeekult den eet should haf been becawze hyu haf no hydead vot to do vit e medkeet.
-rolls eyes- Dey are all like deez, eediots!

 

-complacently- Dat iz vy hyu luff uz. Cos ve giff hyu sumtink to shout about end feel all supeerior about!

 

-snorts- Yah, right.

 

-grins- Iz right. -affectionately noofs at a less spiky bit of her head-