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Genies do, though. *laughs* *sighs* Unfortunately...

 

*alarmed*

should 1 be worr1ed? 1 don't th1nk 1 have the necessary parts, though. 1 have a nook, as you are very well aware, but...1t's not hooked up to anyth1ng?

 

*frowns* Maybe. You're not the only contender for this kid's father, though. There's Aaron, Pap and Deadpool too, you know...

*laughs* The baby apparently literally is Aaron, though. I dunno how that works or how I'm so sure about it but it's true.

 

Pfft. 1 was talk1ng about my nook. Not my bulge. 1 l1ke you a lot, more than 1 ever 1ntended to care about anyone really, but 1. do. not. want. to get pregnant.

Trolls are not supposed to get pregnant. We have a mother grub for that. Jegus fuck, who would ever want grubs to be 1ns1de of them?

 

*glares at Sunshine*

If you are going to say things like that, don't say them where I can hear.

 

Aaron, did you forget everything we told you?

*Stanley looks suspiciously at the two of them--if Norm is really hurt he'll do his best to help (though what can he fix that Norm can't) but he suspects this is a prank and he's not going to get caught by it*

 

[Nick likes this]
Now that is commitment. However, if you were with him for 25 years, wouldnt that mean that you went through 100 seasons?

Agatha Christine is the best mystery writer i have ever read.

 

No, you're not pregnant. I am. And I'm not gonna get you pregnant too, hopefully. I think it's easier for genies to get pregnant than it is for them to knock up their partners 'cause we're the ones with the magic, so... you'll probably be fine.

And yeah... yeesh. I'd have gotten a condom involved if I remembered this was a thing that could happen to me. But... it slipped my mind.

*rolls his eyes* You are aware people that can be bothered by stuff that doesn't bother you, right? That stuff you're alright with can make them go 'ick,' yeah? And that's there's nothing wrong with that?

 

oh, um congrats...? what are you going to name it?

 

Hmmmph. Your sister told me what's up with you. Tell Ford he can have those pills I haven't needed once since I met your sister. He should know what I mean, he gave me enough shit about that.

 

NOOOO!!!! IT'S TUCKER AND JUNIOR ALL OVER AGAIN!!! I DONT WANT TO GIVE BLOOD A SECOND TIME!!!!

 

Aaron, apparently. 'Cause the baby is Aaron. Somehow. Shitpost space is weird.

 

I said I'd had 49 seasons, not that I'd been through 100 seasons. I'm not talking about spring, summer, winter and fall.

I'm a cat, remember?

 

Relax. I won't need any of your blood - probably. I'm a genie, I heal real fast.

 

*sniffs back tears*Ok, but this happened before, and i didnt want it to happen to another friend.

 

well, you could always call it arom or naron.

 

wait, how many cat years equal a human year? Excuse me, but we don't really have many cats where i come from.

 

*sighs* I didn't want it to happen to me either. *laughs* I guess, next time, I'll use protection.

Pfft, no. Those names are stupid and fake.

 

oh god sixer I know you're probably sleeping it off but please don't make me explain cat pon farr to these people since your wife (as is her right) is being delicate about it.

 

Shes Just Having A Weird Flu.
Which She Has Twice A Year, Apparently?