shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*licks his lips* Sounds like I've got something to look forward to. Something that probably won't get me pregnant. *laughs*

 

I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW CYBERTRONIANS REPRODUCE AND ALSO HOLY SHIT CAN YOU NOT HIT ON THE NEW BRAIN MATE BEFORE THEY EVEN SHOW UP?

 

*frowns* Oh. Okay. That's fair.

*laughs* Deadpool probably has that covered, anyway, and I really shouldn't steal his thing.

 

I REALLY HOPE IT'S THIS ONE AND NOT THE ONE THAT KEEPS KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE HIS MORAL COMPASS IS BROKEN
MAYBE THE SMALLER ONE WITH THE LEGS THAT ONE IS ALSO COOL.
OR THE HOT MNEMOSURGEON.

ALSO I DON'T THINK YOU CAN STEAL DEADPOOL'S THING. HE WANTS TO SHARE HIS THING A LOT.

 

*laughs* You've got that right.

 

:O

THAT ROBOT IS COVERED IN SPIKES!
NOT VERY RECTANGULAR AT ALL...
SO COOL!!!

 

So, the thing you said earlier about only liking rectangular robots isn't true anymore?

 

...no, she's not sick. What is happening to her is natural, although because she was cursed and injured as a child, it does not happen completely in a normal way. But she needs to be cared for and I am the only one who can do it. Only someone closely bonded to her in a concupiscent quadrant with her can take care of her properly. Loreli's right. Read your schoolfeeds.

 

DID I SAY ONLY? I FORGET.
BUT...
I MEAN...
RECTANGLES ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE!
BUT SPIKES ARE COOL!!!
SPIKES AND GLOWING THINGS.
IMAGINE A SPIKY GLOWING RECTANGLE.
I DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS FOR IT.

 

*teasing* So, would that be your ~robosona~?

 

you were so busy fearing the spread of giantrobotitus
that you forgot to ward off the sparklewolves!

look upon our works, ye shitposters, and despair

 

MAAAAAAYBE?
*sweating and looking away*
I HAVEN'T SEEN A ROBOSONA CREATOR.
BUT...
THE OTHER INFECTION SPREAD.
EVEN I MADE A SPARKLEWOLF!!!

Spoiler: I'M NOT SURE IF I'M ASHAMED.

 

*barks approvingly*

 

So many noisy dogs...

 

Woof.

 

Spoiler: Even I'm not immune... haha

So... wanna make them kiss? Or, maybe even... *devilish grin* yiff?

 

*lifts a corner of his lip*
I don't take kindly to people arranging my breeding partners.

 

What? No?!

I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about my sparklewolfsona and Pap's sparklewolfsona. You weren't even in the equation.

*sighs* Jeez... can't I hit on my boyfriend in peace?

 

Ah, so that's what those are. They looked like monsters, like me, and where I'm from humans think they can own us.

 

*sighs* Yeah. That's messed up. Humans used to think they could own me, and I didn't like that.