shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

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Well, of course you wouldn't! What kind of idiot wouldn't protect themselves from getting killed? Ha ha.

 

*SLAMDUNKS FLOWEY INTO A LASER BEAM*

 

Deed dot flower giff ennyvun else der creepz?

 

@Your best friend The kind of idiot who doesn't live to conscription age is who.

What's your problem with that flower, though? It's a damn flower. Knot like it can bite our heads off.

 

* if only you knew
* if only

 

Although Tulimy Carcel mentioned that my coffee is the only reason they were knot trying to kill me, even though they would've loved to move into the immediate area.

 

-shrugs- Hy dunno, eets creepy. Eef eet comes bek hy´ll eet it. Effen if eet vos right. Eef eetz hyu or dem, mek shore dey iz der vun vot mek vit der dyink

-perks up- Coffee? Hy haven´t hed goot coffee een ages.

 

-perks up- Hy ken mek a nize salad out ov dat!

 

Good words to live by.

{You pour Cosmina a mug. It's pretty good coffee, but of course a very far cry from the COFFEE.}
Do you take it black, or with stuff?

 

That is exactly my point! I remember someone who didn't survive.

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He was a white, furry, naive idiot who thought the best of everyone.
Papyrus reminds me of him, sometimes.
Maybe that's why we're such good friends! ;)

 

-grins happily, if pointily- Hy like viskey, iffen hyu´ve got eet.

 

* you keep your dirty...
* your dirty leaves?
* you keep your dirty leaves away from him

 

@sans. Hyu vantz hy eet dot?

 

Vould go goot vit rebbit, hy tink.

 

Eating sentient beings is generally a bad idea unless you intent to chew thoroughly.

 

Dun hyu vorry, mine teeth iz fine.

 

Ven dey dead, dey dead, duzzn't metter moch eef dey vos tokkink before.

 

Wow, Sans, who do you think you're talking to? There's no dust on these petals!

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And not for lack of ability.
You remember, right?
I wonder how you got determined enough to keep memories between resets.
Nobody else does.
But it's like you don't even remember being friends with me!
I almost miss those early runs...
Ha ha.
Not really.
Not now that Chara's back!
;)

 

Ah, feel free to satiate your culinary desires then. I was just reminded of a friend of mine and his less than desirable fate.

 

Hey there, friends? I really can't advise eating me... It wouldn't turn out very well for you!