shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Why, do you think I am not enough of a threat? That is simply because you will never be aware of how much i actually have in my hand. If you want to pick a fight with me, at least have enough self preservation to make sure who you are picking a fight with beforehand. Otherwise this will just be pitifully easy, barely enough to entertain me for a week.

 

Wrong. I'm immortal and you're a creep.

 

That is adorable that you think your immortality prevents you from being harmed.
Or are all these romantic entanglements you keep openly talking about also immortal?

 

* h-hey guys!
* so i heard there was this BIG fad going on... with these things:

* and i w-wanted in on it!
* i uh... hope you like them??? LOL!

Spoiler: * for Undyne!!!

Spoiler: * And uh, for Papyrus...

Spoiler: * and... Papyrus' boyfriend???

* if anybody else wants me...
* you know where to find me!! XD

 

...can we not discuss Bill Cipher's dick? thanks in advance.

 

*looks down* Er, no. Unfortunately.

*sighs* Call me "dear" all you want, just... don't kill them. I can put up with creepiness. Have been putting up with that shit for a long time.

 

Norm... a thought.

I bet Zacharie isn't immortal.

And if he technically is, well...I never got to use the Quantum Destabiliser.

 

* wow i can't believe you'd forget about me, alphys
* guess i marrowly missed the mark to be considered a buddy, huh?

 

I like that idea. *smirks*

 

Again. You severely underestimate the potential for cruelty own to sentient beings. Do not worry, it is a finely tuned sense that takes many years to master. Though one wonders how you can be so old and still not know that someone who wants to hurt you will generally not make it quick.

 

You know you specifically said they aren't immortal, right?

Which implies that you can and would kill them, I think.

 

Ah, but not immediately. Where is the fun in that?

 

* OH MY GOD?
* i'm so sorry!!!
* i didn't mean to skip you!
* here, let me just...

 

Where is the fun?

 

Oh, you used it, Fordsy. You just MISSED.

But I can understand why your memory's not what it once was. We never did find out exactly how much electricity you can take. And gold is incredibly conductive...

 

RIGHT HERE boys

did yA MiSS me?

 

.... Yeeeeeesh... but I've already told you you can call me "dear" if you want, so, please, please, don't, okay?

 

No. The player just wanted to make a reference to my canon.

 

you are very bad at this game, i hope you are aware of that?
I shall not harm any of your associates. After all, i much prefer to keep my options open.

 

You think this is a game?