shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Not according to some theoreticians on the nature of play, no. Dear old Huizinga would disagree I fear.
Let me rephrase:
You are very bad at navigating the very socio-emotional pitfalls that lead to your maipulatable mindset.

 

Well, you're very bad at navigating your face!

 

Why, yes. That is why I prefer wearing a mask.

 

*laughs* Oh. My. Fucking. God.

You took that literally!

 

No. I merely deflected. As one does.

 

*laughs* That doesn't make me respect you any bit more, you know.

 

Respect is not a currency i can buy myself anything with.

 

So, would you fuck off if I gave you a million dollars?

 

That is entirely likely, if depending on the current value of the dollar.

 

*GONGs up a million dollars*

*gives them to zach*

Fuck off!

 

Give a man time to check the stockmarket and draw up a proper documentation of transfer, please! Business is nothing to be rushed.

 

I gave you a million dollars and you're complaining about it?!

Kids these days...

 

@Norm the Genie
I have witnessed this atrociously sad state of affairs for a quite too long amount of time, and thus feel the need to intervene on my dear friend Zacharie's behalf. You did not have the chance to get to know him, but I have, and I can, with the utmost confidence and honesty, ascertain that he only meant to help.
Since you seem so confident that Papyrus did not mean an offense and that we all would understand that had we known him better, I am sure my reasoning makes sense, non?

 

Sorry, but no. Not believing that. You and Zach are nothing like me and Pap.

I saw how he was behaving towards Sans, back when we were at the bar, and yeah... I wouldn't want his help, even if I was able to believe he was genuinely offering it.

 

@Norm the Genie
Why, of course my dear friend Zacharie and yours truly are not like you and Papyrus. We are, after all, not dating. Just a pair of old friends who have known each other for a very long time, and weathered two apocalypses side by side.

 

That doesn't make me trust Zach, you know...

 

(Zacharie is sitting at a computer that looks like it is straight out of the late nineties, scrolling infuriatingly slowly through and alphabetized listof currency exchange rates. He is currently at the letter B)
Then why do you insist that that lovable fool Papyrus should be trusted?

 

'Cause he's, as you said, a "loveable fool."

 

wow this is PaTHeTiC

 

Your capitalization is pathetic, dorito.