shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Finally, someone in here appreciates my GENIUS!

 

no you didnt!!!

where do you even get that idea

 

Spoiler

Are you secretly a black hole and/or a juju shaped like a house?

 

HOMESTUCK IS OVER!!!

NO MORE HOMESTUCK!!!

YOU ARE FREE!

No. I am Burt and I am better than BOTH of those things!

 

im not disputing that sburb is over (and im really happy about it too!!!) but you didnt have anything to do with it.

we did it ourselves! and it was really hard so please stop trying to take credit for all of the things we had to go through! multiple times!

its not fair and i dont think you understand what youre talking about :(

 

Outrageous! Unacceptable!

Spoiler

I saw your avatar depicted in (S)Game Over, but not in Act 7! Are you sure you didn't just destroy the old timeline?

 

WHAT? hOW DARE

*Ahem* Yes. Quite right. Blasphemy indeed! Why, if people keep pushing the idea that there are individual experiences and we can't reliably group all similar experiences together under a single, ill-fitting term, how will we know who the enemy is?

 

Your hypothesis is starting from a shamefully unstated premise! To wit:

Whyever do any of you assume Burt is claiming to have destroyed the Homestuck of Jade Harley's universe? Burt may have destroyed the Homestuck of a different universe!

Why, rumor has it that the very forums themselves have been lost to the ether. Maybe a rogue of void could get them back for us.

 

but homestuck is my universe :( our universe does not have a homestuck in it, we are in the homestuck

i understand about multiverse theory you know i'm a gnostic and a physicist

but i am in the homestuck and the homestuck is in me

sburb is over

we beat it

but the homestuck goes on forever

 

Like The Frequently Referenced Stairs

 

yes! hi kanaya! how are you? hows rose?

 

Spoiler: Ending Of Homestuck

Hello Jade
Those Are Good Questions
The Answers Of Which Depend On When And Where I Am In The Timeline
You Might Say "Oh Kanaya You Must Be From After Your Sburb Session If You Can Recognize Me"
But If You Said That I Would Have To Point Out
Your Name Is Right There In Your Handle
All Of That Philosophizing Aside She Is Well
And Looking Forward To Getting To Better Know Her Young Mom
And Reunite With You Now That Our Journey Has Come To An End

 

i look forward to seeing you again soon too!

 

Oooh, oooh! What's a homestuck?

 

And I You
I Guess This Doesnt Really Count
Since This Is Like A Dreambubble
A Made Up Place Of Memories And Stories
But Who Knows What The Epilogue Will Be Like
. . .

Like The Name
A Homestuck Is A Person Stuck In A Home
Literally Or Figuratively
You Might Have Heard Of People Declaring Certain Stories Or Characters Their Homes
Well Theyre Stuck Too
Sucks To Be Stuck

 

Meteors Fall, Everyone Dies: The Game

 

thats actually a really good description of sburb
which is the game that causes homestuck...
it was sgrub for kanaya and her friends, it was sburb for me and mine!

i would tell you that if you are offered a beta or whatever of a game called sburb or sgrub or something like that dont play it!
i WOULD tell you that if i thought it would do any good!!!!!!
but my advice would actually be to go for it!
dont hesitate!

it isnt particularly fun or anything but if you are getting it offered to you...so are other people
as soon as someone takes the bait, your civilization will be destroyed no matter what you do
and somebody will!!!!!

if you play you might not die permanently
you will probably die at least once!
but if you accept the inevitability you can plan so it wont be permanent
(i didnt plan but i managed to survive anyway)
and once you die the first time in the right way
you will be really hard to kill permanently...plus you get cool powers!!!

which dont make up for losing your home and everything you had there
but that was going to happen anyway!

if you dont play you will definitely die and it will be permanent!

you probably wont be able to save most of your family or friends (though my group was pretty short on those)
some people prototype dead family members
i did that with my dog
however that isnt always a good idea
you get the benefit of having their sprite around which is kind of like having them with you
but the enemies also get some knowledge of you and benefits from that
(dont prototype anything really powerful)
(my dog almost destroyed three universes)

 

Honestly? My Home Sucks Balls, So All I Can Say Is: Just Fuck Me Up
Besides I Hear The Doom God-Pjs Are Pretty Damn Sweet.
You Think A Bomb And A Merwolf Would Make A Good Sprite?

 

...you don't still feel that way living here, do you?

 

Can I play?

And can I have your dog?