shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I KILLED SOME PEOPLE TOO YOU KNOW. YOU DO NOT HAVE A MONOPOLY ON KILLING PEOPLE.

I THINK IT'S GENETIC.

 

I'll be impressed when you're not just some kid. Get yourself enslaved by some cueball headed god and then maybe you'll get a star sticker. Maybe.

 

Sort of two different directions your life went? Two possibilities?

I don't think our God has tea I can spit in, or I would.

(to the other one) Lots of people kill someone, though. But is it your job?

 

Sort of. Still not clear on what exactly she is besides another me. Not the sort I run into normally either.

 

Never met another me. But then I don't do time fuckery much except skipping ahead a bit. Time goes more slowly inside the Master's House. Ten years for me, twenty on the outside. But the Master just thinks he's the boss. I cut off his hand on the marriage bed and set his house on fire.

 

YOU ARE MY SENPAI NOW.

 

What I wouldn't do to set the manse on fire. Tried a few times. Never again after the last time.

Time fuckery sums up everything I do. I've got both the best and worst sense of time as a result.

 

God.

What even am I in this other timeline.

 

This other you is a bit strange to say the least. You're nicely to the point. No messing around.

 

Only because I had it beaten into me, to be fair. Eh.

 

By your boss guy? Not so much for me, I've just had to fight every step. Nothing like having my dad chase me out of his keep with an axe when I was six years old.

 

By my boss guy, yeah. Other fun things too. Really likes taking my breathing privileges.

Also I'm still on the floor in the hallway. No more walking privileges for the time. Whoops. If only I hadn't planned to kill unscheduled people for no reason.

 

I'm guessing something about your situation means that you survive no breathing privileges. Which might be worse than dying from it, really.

Why'd you want to kill unscheduled people? They annoyed you?

 

Conditional immortality.

Boredom.

 

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

ONEIRA! ONEIRA FUCK DAMMIT YOU GOTTA COME SEE THIS!
@eyefishSoup

 

Doesn't sound like your life has a huge amount of entertainment in it.

Me, I hardly get the opportunity to get bored. Always someone trying to kill me or use me or break me or something like that. They can't stand a girl being better at things.

 

I've got poetry, I guess. That and work. Sometimes you have fun with it. Like when bones break. Satisfying.

 

Dance, for me. But dance with magic woven into the steps. Dances to channel power. Dances to use it to shield me from harm. Dances to toy with people who want me. Dances to reap their souls.

Oh, the pleasure of having a soul right there ready to reap. I don't normally do it. But I could. Or slash their throats while they lust with tongues hanging out like dogs.

 

I'm always amazed at how many trolls want a tussle with me, on lust. Not that I turn them away. Easy job or easy fun. Either or.

They're damn stupid though.

 

So, well... my God decided she needed an assassin. Manipulated my life to make that happen. What she didn't plan on was my becoming the bearer of a Great Weapon called Godslayer for reasons you can probably guess.