shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Teach them not to. I didn't build this society under the orders and broom of my Boss just so some people could never learn.

 

Some Of Us Are Incorrigeable Shepherdess.
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Ooh, you have a Tumblr too??

 

Ewww. You got infected by religion and not even one of the fun ones.

 

I don't really keep up with it since Grunkle Stan freaked out over some of the stuff he saw on my dash.

I have a lot more fun on Ravelry.

 

I should fuck his "mom" tonight.

 

Wait until they try to tell you Fordsy is the Second Coming.

 

It is worse than I feared. It's a terminal case. Sorry kids I have to break out the axe now.

 

I meant "fuck with".

Though let's just put both on the schedule. You seen the way that woman hisses.

 

I THOUGHT YOUR MODUS OPERANDI WAS THE NEEDLE/WAND THINGIES?

 

Is a demoness not allowed to have fun with her work. Maybe I want to change it up once in a while. God.

 

*sighs*

At least when the girls try to convince me that I am some kind of legendary figure who is destined to save a world, they're not actually trying to trick me into breaking the multiverse, asshole.

 

NOPE. PLEASE EXTERMINATE US PROPERLY ACCORDING TO PROCEDURE, LIKE I'D BE HEARTBROKEN IF YOU DIDN'T.
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Don't you take that tone of voice with me. You will get the axe and you will like it, young pupa.

 

Maybe don't wear red sweaters so much?

 

Oh no. She's infecting my sass.

Urgh.

 

But this one was a present from Mabel, darling!

 

I SMELL GOSSIP.
GIVE US THE DEETS.

 

I know, but she embroidered your astrological sign on it, and you were born at the summer solstice...

 

So was I, and nobody ever says I'm their saviour!