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Sorry but even Glasses is more appealing.

 

Appealing wasn't what I was going for. Fuck you was what I was going for.

 

It's called a joke, sweetie.

 

I am not sweet. I taste like DEATH!!! And EXPLOSIONS!

... Just ask Deadpool...

 

It's called sarcasm, idiot.

 

...I'm not human though. I'm Talassani. We're feline humanoids. Human women don't go into season. They ovulate once a month whether they're having sex with anyone or not (and they can't even feel it happening!) and then for about a week every month they bleed and have cramps because their uteruses stay prepared for pregnancy all the time and have to clean themselves out once a month.

It sounds horrible.

I'm not sure why humans tend to be either heterosexual (meaning only males with females) or homosexual (male/male or female/female) more often than bisexual.

It's all very strange to me.

 

Ford is adorable.

And also mine.

 

What.

 

Actually make that a what about Glasses being adorable. He's more. Disgusting than anything.

 

Really though what the fuck is up with the humans sex.

 

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You are talking about my husband. He is a lovely man.

Anyhow...I have only ever had sex with one person and he is human, but I'm not, so...I can try to answer your questions about human sex but it would mostly be theoretical?

 

Don't know what a husband is. I'll just assume it's some sort of human/not-human word for matesprit or something like it. Also I'll put your fears to rest. Any interest I'd have in Glasses is a strictly pitch business.

As for theory. Why not. The theories of a not-human seem as good a source for information as any. In exchange you can have my very much not theoretical information about trolls.

 

I don't think she'd find that particularly reassuring, actually. She and Ford kinda transcend the quadrants, I think. And they like monogamy.

 

@The Handmaid vs. @Sunshine vs. @Valiska Pines vs. @the bill of wrongs

FIGHT!

 

Oh my god no. They're like Mommy's Boy.

Why.

 

Proposition I can get behind.

 

I dunno, really. 'Cause most humans are, I guess...

It's a cultural thing.

And a Ford-and-Valiska-love-each-a-lot thing.

 

Seconded.

 

Glasses you just got ten different kinds of lamer.