shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Um, yeah, no+. Yo+u're go+ing to+ use my name o+r we're no+t go+ing to+ keep talking. Go+t it?

Also+ that's tempting, but let's no+t Damara. Tho+ugh I guess we co+uld file handjo+bs as a thing to+ do+ later. When yo+u're no+ lo+nger banned fro+m my hive.

 

This is just unoriginal enough to be funny. Good job, kid.

Big words for a dead girl. What was all that earlier about being a huge failure? Don't even know anything about Space or what your role in existence is? So all your friends died? Yeah. I'm real sure you're going to make me do fuckall.

 

P.S. Thanks for making my life even shittier than it was before apparently.

 

Ok. Yeah. Co+nversatio+n o+ver.

So+, what was that abo+ut handjo+bs Damara?

 

YOU COULD ALWAYS COME TO MY HIVE. I FOUND SOME WEIRD HUMAN CARTOONS TO WATCH.

I THINK I SAW SOME OF THE PEOPLE HERE IN SOME OF THEM? IT WAS WEIRD. AND CONFUSING. BUT THEY ARE STILL FUN. EVEN THE ONES THAT ARE APPARENTLY, ACCORDING TO THAT WEIRD HUMAN GIRL WITH THE BLUE HAIR, "NOT FOR SEXUAL?"

#I STILL HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO SHE IS #BUT SHE USED MY NAME FOR HER TUMBLR URL #VERY RUDE

 

Cute.

And it's off to work with me. Have fun, kiddos. Try not to burn down the hive while I'm gone.

 

hey damz can i come over too? i have dank ass space weed and it aint gonna xmoke itself

 

I

Do+n't really get what yo+u mean abo+ut "No+t fo+r Sexual". But o+k. Yeah. That so+unds just

Lo+vely.

Let's just

Do+ that. I guess.

 

HELLA.

ALSO NO AMETHYST. YOU CANNOT COME. I AM NOT CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR A THREESOME.

 

Where is yo+ur hive even right no+w anyway?

 

UH. TROLL GOOGLE MAPS IT. I AM NOT GOOD WITH DIRECTIONS.

SENT YOU THE GENERAL LOCATION ON TROLLIAN.

 

Yeah just go+t that message. Also+

Whatever in the hell Mituna just sent me. I'm just no+t even go+ing to+ ask.

 

(OOC: @Sailorbeefcake your Mituna needs to be on this site omg)

 

Wow, when Poindexter and I were kids...I wonder what he woulda said if I'd told him girls were gonna like him just fine as soon as he got out of our world...

 

"That's exactly what I suspected," probably...

 

Oh hey it's a different Fo+rd. Hey there alternate timeline Fo+rd. My name's Po+rrim.

 

That's my brother; we're actually from the same timeline. Humans are viviparous and we have the same parents, which is why we look similar. His name is Stan.

 

Hello there Porrim. Like Stanford said, we're actually brothers.

 

What.

 

Well I guess that makes abo+ut as much sense as me being dead twice o+ver. So+rry abo+ut that!

So+ let's try this again. Hey there, Stan.