shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I am not stoned!

 

I was just making a joke, sweetcheeks. Jeez, does this girl ever laugh?

 

When things are actually funny, yes.

 

Well, you got to learn how to laugh at the unfunny ones too. Like you. Ha Ha.

 

HEY, IF ANYONE IS GOING TO BE THE JERK AROUND HERE THAT EVERYBODY HATES, IT'S GOING TO BE ME. GET IN LINE!!

 

You Ever Seen The Noises A Wiggler Makes? Kinda Like A Bug Thats About To Either Explode Or Launch Themselves At Your Jugular My Mom Claims. Its Pretty Gross.

 

SHIT MAN, I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH PITCH DESPERATION IN MY SHORT SIX SWEEPS OF LIVE. YOU OKAY? SHOULD WE GET YOUR MOIRAIL? ... WAIT DID YOU EVEN AHVE A MOIRAIL?

 

THE POSITION IS TAKEN!

 

Haw, Haw. Don't all babies despite race or species do that?

 

What's a moirail? I just feel like i'm recognized that way here.

 

As Far As Im Informed Mammalian Babies Generally Dont Buzz Or Click.

 

*laughs* And Pap was worried that he was a pitch hussy.

 

Sorry hotstuffs, but I'm the queen of that name.

 

YOU KNOW THE PERSON WHO CALMS YOU DOWN WHEN YOU FREAK THE FUCK OUT? YOU TWO SHOULD BE PALE AS STARLIGHT FOR EACHOTHER? YOUR DIAMOND?
*she sighs*
LIKE ME AND ONEIRA AND SPLODY ARE. WE'RE MOIRAILS.

 

They certainly do buzz and click. They buzz if they eat too much sugar and they click when they sit on the remote.

 

YOU THREE SHOULD HATE SMOOCH LIKE RIGHT THIS SECOND. IT'S PERFECT. TRUST ME IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. I KNOW ABOUT SUCH STUFF.

 

Youre Being A Weirdo On Purpose Arent You?

 

Oh, so your talking about Juno. Yeah, she isn't here right now, so i could pretty much do what ever i want to a certain extent.

 

Call me what you want, I just like being funny. I've always said, if I wasn't a butler, I would be a comedian.