shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I'll take that as a compliment

 

Take it however you like.

 

THAT'S IT I'M FUCKING SITTING YOU DOWN WE'RE WATCHING WHATEVER COMES UP ON TROLLFLIX FIRST, BECAUSE HOLY SHIT IS SHANKING EVER A POPULAR AND COMMON REACTION TO UNWANTED ADVANCES.

THE FRIEND MIGHT BE ME BUT ALSO YOU ARE LIKE COMICALLY BAD AT DOING BLACK AND YOU'RE NOT MY RED TYPE. GIMME A MINUTE TO THINK THIS THROUGH.

 

It is? Really?

Well... okay, I can't deny that there have been more than a few people I've wanted to shank for putting the moves on me. But all those people were my masters, so, well, I couldn't. Wasn't even an option. All I could do was wait for them to finish up their three wishes and hope they'd not heard about how they can get more of them.

So I learned to deal without killing anybody.

 

YEAH WELL. ALTERNIA. IT'S NOT AN ALTERNIAN ANYTHING WITHOUT AT LEAST THREE DEATHS.

 

*sheepish laugh* I guess so, yeah...

 

What do you mean not your red type. My hair is plenty red. Are you saying i should dye my hair black?

 

It aint the Commonwealth without at least 20 people dying every hour.

 

Prepare to get schooled in quadrants, kid.

 

I'M GONNA LIKE SCHOOL PEOPLE ON QUADRANTS AFTER MY NAP! I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.

SHORT VERSION'S FLUSHED IS THE KINDA CRUSH WHERE YOU PITY SOMEONE AND WANT TO KISS THEM AND BLACK IS THE KINDA CRUSH WHERE SOMEONE PISSES YOU OFF A WHOLE LOT AND YOU WANNA KISS THEM.

 

*cait raises an eyebrow and turns to @Norm the Genie *Is she serious? We just met.

 

*nods* Yeah. I think she is. She wants to stare at your ass, at least, and trolls have only two kinds of relationships for doing that in. Two kinds of committed relationships, anyway. I think trolls do one-night stands, though I dunno if she does.

 

MAYBE ONCE I HIT SECOND PUPATION I'LL THINK ABOUT ONE NIGHT STANDS

 

Eh, it's not really my business, anyway...

 

I'D HOPE SO.
HEY I WONDER, IF MY ANCESTOR WAS AROUND IF SHE'D TRY TO HIT ON YOU.

 

umm, hold did you say you were?

 

SIX AND A HALF

 

@freshetWeaver Oh, well lo+o+k at that. It's an Alternian. No+t any o+f o+ur dancesto+rs either. Huh.

Hi. The name's Po+rrim Maryam. Yo+u?

 

WOAH!! You're 6 and you are looking at me arse?! i don't know how i feel about this.

 

I guess it's kind o+f sho+cking given ho+w so+ciety treats the matter, but a go+o+d deal o+f tro+lls start develo+ping their tastes even befo+re they're six. I was abo+ut 5 when I go+t started myself.