shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

No+t that yo+u sho+uld be to+uching six sweeps o+lds either way.

 

LORELI RHEINS!
LOVE YOUR INK BY THE WAY!

IT'S NOT LIKE I'M NOT DATING PEOPLE ALREADY. I'M JSUT A BIT OF A FLIRT! I CAN GO AND LOOK AT MY VERY VERY PRETTY MATESPRITS OR MY ABSOLUTELY DESPICABLE KISMESIS OR MY CUTE AS HELL MOIRAILS. OR MY FIERCE AUSPISTIZES.

 

Cute name yo+u have there, dear. And thanks! The design's my o+wn tho+ugh I had to+ get help fro+m a friend with the actual applicatio+n. I have o+nly so+ many hands.

 

THANKS, YOURS IS PRETTY TOO!
NOW I WONDER HOW STUPID ASKING MY MAD SCIENTIST PSIONIC MOIRAIL TO TATTOO ME WOULD BE. LIKE ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO BOOPING A CLOWN CULTIST'S NOSE.

 

You Do Realize I Know How To Sanitize A Needle, Right?
I Am Wounded. Mortally Even. My Emotions Are Bleeding Out All Over The Floor. So Many Feelings.

 

Can't say myself seeing as I do+n't kno+w them. All I co+uld pro+vide is just general fussing abo+ut safety and the cleanliness o+f to+o+ls and reco+very. Do+n't want to+ get infected, after all!

 

And ano+ther perso+n to+ say hi to+. Hi, name's Po+rrim Maryam what's yo+urs and so+ o+n.

 

Learnin' biology, my least favorite subject.

How many people have you dated?

 

You May Call Me Achromat Nichrome. Fishface Over Here Is My Moirail.

 

AS OF TODAY I AM CURRENTLY DATING SEVEN PEOPLE (AND DON'T WORRY EVERYONE KNOWS AND IS OKAY WITH IT) AND THERE'S BEEN A FEW FIRST DATES ON MY HOME PLANET.

 

7!? How can you keep up? that seems like way to many people.

 

Ho+nestly seven's a pretty reaso+nable number fo+r a po+lyamo+ro+us tro+ll.

 

YEAH! WE USUALLY DO GROUP DATES ANYWAY SEEING AS WE KINDA ALL LIVE TOGETHER! MOST LOGISTIC PROBLEMS ONLY COME UP BECAUSE I CAN'T KISS THREE PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME.

 

But still, that is way too many dates.

Are you saying you can kiss two people at the same time?

 

NO BUT I CAN ALTERNATE! THREE PEOPLE STARTS MAKING EVERYTHING HARD TO FIGURE OUT LOGISTICALLY!

 

Oh, sure, 7 boyfriends is ok, but kissing 3 of them at the same time is too much. No offense, but you really confuse me.

 

WHERE DID I SAY I HAVE SEVEN BOYFRIENDS?
AND AS I SAID IT'S NOT "BAD" IT'S A LOGISTIC CHALLENGE! ONE I LOVE WORKING OUT.

AND IT'S OKAY THAT I CONFUSE YOU. YOU'RE... PROBABLY HUMAN, RIGHT? I'M NOT EVEN A MAMMAL SO THERE IS A LOT OF DIFFERENCES FROM TEH GROUND UP!

 

Ok, ok. I think I kno+w where part o+f the tro+uble is co+ming fro+m no+w. Given my limited experience with talking to+ so+me o+f the humans my dancesto+r kno+ws apparently yo+u do+n't have quadrants? See, it's no+rmal fo+r a tro+ll to+ have anywhere fro+m 1 to+ 4 ro+mantic partners at any o+ne time. The so+cietal ideal is a "perfect" 4, tho+ugh so+me tro+lls are mo+re than fine with having multiple partners in the vario+us quadrants. Lo+reli here is such a tro+ll. So+ it's less she has seven matesprits, o+ur clo+sest equivalent to+ yo+ur ro+mantic partner thing, and mo+re that she has a few matesprits and then a o+f the o+ther quadrants. If that makes sense?

Tro+ll ro+mance sure is weird. Or really just a scheduling daymare.

 

Rude, Cait!

Laughing at people is only okay if they think it's funny. Though I do make exceptions for horrid beings like Bill Cipher, the Condesce, and Shira Kratal.

 

Why, yes. Yes I am. And by the rules you claim to live by, that's okay. Also, pretty much everyone I know has had a shite life in the past, and yet, they don't choose to be fucking assholes.