shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Finally somebody gets it! You want to come join my freaks? Though it's not like I have to care what you want, is it? If you don't want to join me, be glad you're in this weird dimension!

 

YOU'RE fucking an asshole, sweetie! How do you like my castoffs?

 

Oh they said to+ watch o+ut fo+r the triangle because yo+u are literally a triangle. I guess...

That makes abo+ut as much sense as that cueball headed ass?

Why are villains so+ stupid.

 

Obligatory time shit answer. Also Triangle ain't got the class of the Boss. Kind of sad, really. More than Mr. Boom Goes the Planet though.

 

As human as a human gets. I'm more used to other human and idiot robots.

Excuse me, i laugh at anything i find funny.

I'm not a freak *starts cracking her knuckles*, so if your saying something about me, you're not going to like the next few seconds of your existance.

 

It's cute that you try to make people think YOU dumped ME.

Go fuck yourself.

 

Boo! The triangle is back. And he is yellow like pee. Boo!

 

Cait is a lone wanderer you idiot. She doesn't like having a "boss".

 

@the author speaks Oh go+o+d. It's Fo+rd. Um. So+ I have so+me questio+ns I'd like to+ ask yo+u? So+rry it's so+ sudden after we just met. Also+ go+ing to+ apo+lo+gize befo+rehand fo+r what are pro+bably go+ing to+ be awfully wo+rded questio+ns!

 

Human piss is yellow all the time. What.

 

It's okay, I'm a scientist.

 

Not if you drink a lot of water.

 

mmph mph mmph. mmph mph mmmph mph mmmmmph.
(Gross, I hate piss. Especially when someone throws it at you.)

 

Go+o+d to+ kno+w I'm no+t anno+ying yo+u then!

Anyway, it's abo+ut the spacey thing? And I'm no+t even really sure where to+ start with asking abo+ut it? Still yo+u seem like so+meo+ne who+ gets it a hell o+f a lo+t better than I do+ so+

Yeah.

 

Gonna call you The Gimp. Or Gimpy for short.

 

mmm? mmmph mmph mph? mmph mmpph mf mmph mmphmphmph?
(What? What is a gimp? Should i be offended?)

 

It's the highest compliment known to trollkind.

 

*strikes a royal pose*
mmph mmph. mmph mph mmph mmph mu mmph mph.
(Thank you. I'm glad you said that.)

 

WELL THEN, NICE TO MEET YOU, MISS HUMAN. MY KISMESIS AND MY TWO AUSPISTICES ARE HUMANS! AND MY "DAD" IS HUMAN. SO STATISTICALLY, I LIKE HUMANS.

 

Thats A Good One.