shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Got a sense of humor. I like that.

 

See Usually Canot Appreciate My Humor Because Its Rather Explosive-

 

SHE MEANS SHE BLOWS THINGS UP WITH BOMBS

 

That is sad.

Now it is even more sad. Can't a troll blow things up for lighthearted fun. I mean really.

 

What's not to like about us?

Bombs are the best thing ever invented, when they aren't blowen' up in me face.

 

Exactly, Thank You

 

Fire's good too. Especially the pretty chemical ones. Oooh look at the colors.

 

YOU TELL ME? I JSUT SAID I LIKE HUMANS

 

I Do Fireworks As A Side Thing. Pretty Bombs. Not Very Lethal But Very Entertaining.

 

Fireworks are some of the few worthwhile things our race ever made.

 

mmph. mppmh mmph mph.
(Did you say fire? I LOVE FIRE!!)

 

Space is creation. It's art, it's science, it's life. When I was young I was taught that when G-d created the multiverse (and we do have a concept of a multiverse, although there are many more than eleven spheres in four layers in the actual multiverse), G-d had to breathe in to empty out space so that creation could take place. Before there was space there was no life. There are equations for all this, but I don't know how much math you know, so I'm going to tell you the stories I learned as a child and found to be true as a man.

Space is limitless and continually expanding. Time defines space, by preventing everything that happens in space from happening all at one. Time ends things; space begins them. When things need to grow apart, Space gives them room to do that. When things need to come together to attain their power, Space finds a way to bring them together.

Space makes you lonely, and then you fill it up with what you love, and feed and tend what you want to grow there.

Time scatters us. When G-d breathed in, G-d had to breathe back out, and flooded the universe with infinite light. There was too much light to contain in the space which had not yet grown to its fullness and the vessels meant to collect it broke. The world and the life in it wasn't ready to hold all that light and things got mixed up, separated, exiled from one another, and we have to bring them back together to restore the creation. We are all broken, but we can heal one another. Even G-d was sundered from G-d's Presence and fullness of self. I found my soulmate, my besheret, and in her I found myself.

You were done a great disservice when you were taught to think of a maid as a servant. The word that translates as 'maid' in my wife's language refers to a woman who has not yet created a life. My wife was a Maid and also a Queen, because she had a pride without ever having had kits. This is very rare. On Earth, the Maid of Orleans was a warrior who fought for her people. A maid, in the earliest sense of the word, is a woman who is subject to no man, who remains independent rather than interdependent.

Porrim, you ARE space.

I understand space, manipulate it, channel it, find ways to work through and around it. You can become it. And you can choose what you create and tend and grow.

 

@the author speaks My fo+rmal educatio+n ended when I was 6 alo+ng with my entire planet so+...My math kno+wledge is pretty terrible!

Anyway, this is quite a lo+t to+ think abo+ut. I'll pro+bably have mo+re specific questio+ns to+ ask at so+me po+int after it all settles. I will say that it's kind o+f hard to+ feel that I'm creative po+tential and life when we ho+nestly didn't acco+mplish much. I guess there's my clo+thes and tatto+o+ designs and so+ o+n o+n a less co+smic scale, tho+ugh? We're just so+

Stuck tho+ugh.

I've lo+ng since lo+st track o+f time. Really the o+nly o+ne who+ pro+bably still has a grasp o+n it is Damara and that's because she's o+ur Time player. Death is really static tho+ugh. Yo+u just kind o+f go+ alo+ng with it because, well, there isn't much else to+ do+ and yo+u can't just lay there and do+ no+thing. Can't say it do+esn't get to+ me at times tho+ugh.

 

Well, for starters, we can kick arse. second of all, we DO kick arse. and third of all, we're the best species on earth.

 

However, you are hard to clean up afterwards.

 

...and you may have also started the apocalypse. No offense to other humans in the room.

 

PFF THAT'S CUTE I CAN LIFT A TRUCK AND I'M NOT EVEN PARTICULARLY STRONG FOR AN AQUATIC TROLL.
ALSO I'VE BEEN HUNTING AND KILLING ANIMALS THRICE MY SIZE SINCE I WAS OH WHAT, TWO?
I LIKE HUMANS BUT YOU AREN'T EXACTLY THE MOST RESILIENT.

 

Yippeeeeeeeee!!!!!

I HAVE A NICKNAME!

A SUPER ACCURATE NICKNAME!

 

Only because I don't give two shits about what your name is.

 

How about one shit?