shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

-shruuuuugs- Mebbe. ...Vot ken hyu mek turn oop out ov novere?

 

Eh, pretty much anything, I think.

 

Ho! How com hyu ken do dat den? Iz hyu a construct? Hyu iz not a clenk, hy knows. -waggles his eyebrows and his ears-

(and i was doing so well with remembering the post-as-user thing too. xP)

 

I'm a genie, I've already said. And I don't think I was constructed, certainly not by any Spark, so no, I'm not a construct.

 

...Vot's a geen-nie, ennyvay?

(...time to log in properly. siiigh)

 

Well... a magical creature. One that's usually trapped in a lamp and forced to grant the wishes of whoever rubs their lamp. (I honestly dunno how I'm out of it now, really, but apparently I am, so...) And you know, the tail? That's a genie thing.

 

...Trepped een a lemp?

 

Yeah, a lamp. Mine's a lava lamp. It's purple.

 

...Grantink vishes? Een a lemp? Vy?

 

I dunno. It's just how it works, I guess... *sighs* And I didn't choose any of it.

 

...Hyu deedn't? -begins to scowl- Who made hyu do eet? Hy keel dem, eef hyu vonts.

 

Yeah, I didn't.

And once again, I have no idea. Far as I know, it just... happened. Nobody's ever stepped up to take the blame for it, and it's been a thing for genies for more than fifty thousand years, I think. *sighs* And yeah, I'm fifty thousand years old.

 

Ho, eez older den me, hy iz only tree hundret! -pats Norm heavily on the shoulder- Ve should find de vun who put hyu een de lemp end mek heem pay, vot hyu say?

 

*laughs* Well, I dunno where we'd even start. Or if I was even put there by a person or people.

 

-slightly puzzled look- Vot else could haff done eet?

 

I dunno really, maybe the universe itself somehow.

 

...Hy'm goot vit ponchink de univerze!

 

*grins* And how exactly do you plan to do that?

 

-shrugs- Hy haff dis beeg hammer. Beeg hammer openz all kinds ov possibeeleeties!

 

*grins* Including punching the universe? Really? With a bouncy hammer?