shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I never said you only loved Sunshine. I said I'd only ever seen you in love with him.

I don't think that you don't love Papyrus. But I haven't seen you exhibit "obviously in love" behaviour with him. Do keep in mind however that you're talking to me. You know. You were flirting up a storm with me and I didn't notice until my wife pointed it out. I'm not exactly sensitive to that sort of thing.

And our story is "a cursebreaker falls in love with a doomed client, they make a life together, then she goes across the dimensions to save him because he was a dumb fuck who didn't take her with him in the first place and gets knifed, and he gets saved by his ex, and they meet up, and run off to recuperate, then together with a whole bunch of other people they defeat the demon and save the universe some time in the future after the demon kidnaps them" and there was a lot of pain and dirt and blood and other unglamorousness involved there.

And there is nothing tragic about it. Thank G-d. Tragedy would involve the death of the universe, or one of us, or ...something of that nature.

 

*cries anyway*

 

THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I SAID TO DO!
MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SAID...
'DON'T CRY TOO MUCH, I'M STILL HERE.'
OR SOMETHING REASSURING LIKE THAT.

BUT TRULY, CAN YOU IMAGINE A BETTER DAY FOR THE HUMAN TO BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED ONCE MORE?
PEOPLE IN CDCF, CALLING OUT FOR ME!
AND, UH, SOME KIND OF CONVERSATION IN HERE ABOUT ME.
SHOULD I PRETEND I CAN'T READ THE ARCHIVE?

 

*grins* Yep. Today is an awesome day for that!

And nah, there's no need to go:

about that stuff. I said all those things knowing they'd be read by people, and my player is very curious as to what your response will be.

 

WELL!
I THINK FORD HAS A POINT.

WE NEVER WENT AWAY ON A CRUISE OR A VACATION, TO SNUGGLE AND BE ALL LOVEY DOVEY AT EACH OTHER.
I ALMOST FEEL WE'RE MISSING OUT... EXCEPT I'M NOT REALLY A VACATION KIND OF SKELETON.

AND, I KNOW! IT'S NOT JUST THE VACATION!
I'VE BEEN BUSY, YOU'VE BEEN DISTRACTED...
WE LET LIFE GET BETWEEN US.
(ALSO SOMEBODY COUGH COUGH THE PLAYER COUGH IS SHY ABOUT PLAYING OUT ROMANCY THINGS.)
(THAT PROBABLY DOESN'T HELP.)

MAYBE WE SHOULD PRACTICE...
IN SECRET???
(HUMAN STOP MAKING THAT TEAKETTLE SOUND)

 

*sighs* Yeah. We have been. But none of that means I love Sunshine more or don't love you. Which was why I was fighting Ford, 'cause I thought he was saying that.

(My player would like to tell your player that the way they play the romancy things is good. That my player likes it and that I like it. That it's very you, Pap. Unconventional and sweet and caring.)

 

*grins* And we both say "hell yeah" to that suggestion!

 

ALL I CAN SAY TO THAT IS...
DON'T PRESSURE YOURSELF TO DEFEND ME FROM BEING INSULTED!
I CAN TAKE IT!

Spoiler: IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, THE HUMAN HATED MY FASHION!

BUT I WASN'T DISCOURAGED.

HONEST COMMUNICATION, BETWEEN PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER...
IT'S A WONDERFUL THING!

 

*smiles softly* Yeah. I'd want you to be honest with me, so it's only fair that I be honest with you, yeah?

And maybe I shouldn't treat you like you're made of glass. I mean, seriously, what kind of kismesis does that? *laughs*

No wonder Sunshine thinks we might be flushed.

But... I do worry if I don't do enough for you, or for Sunshine, or for anyone I'm with, you'll, he'll, they'll stop liking me. That I won't be enough anymore. That you won't want me. *sighs* That if I don't defend you guys, you won't be able to see that I care about you.

 

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P4P 1S TH1S YOU?

 

(NO, HUMAN, THERE'S NO GOOD WAY FOR ME TO ASK "BUT NORM WHAT ABOUT... THE HOUSE... AND YOUR THING???")

(PARTLY BECAUSE SAYING "YOUR THING" MAKES IT TERRIBLE.)

(I'M NOT ASKING THAT.)

 

(I MEAN. I COULD ASK. IT WOULD PROBABLY FLUSTER AND ANNOY NORM! BUT RIGHT NOW I'M TRYING TO BE MANNERLY IN FRONT OF SUNSHINE. MAKING FUN OF NORM ISN'T THE BEST WAY TO DO THAT!)

 

well hello there darling

 

*smirks* Oooooh, hello to you too!

 

My formal dining room is not a fucking cafeteria.

 

Let me guess:

Who are all these people, and why are they in your house?

We're going to be great friends.

 

Friends are indeed wonderful. Always grab at a chance if you can.

 

Actually 1 k1nd of expect that from h1s k1smes1s...

Have you heard the sh1te Ford and 1 talk? 1mag1ne what that was l1ke when we were together.

 

I may not have scars, but I've sure got hickeys and they tell stories. *smirks* Erotic ones.

 

Booo! Look at this chump for not haven' any scars. Booo! Scars show if your the shite, man.