shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

But I am "the shite." I'm just also a really fast healer.

Wait? What? You actually did that?

Nobody does that!

Maybe the bees want people to do that, but that doesn't mean it's a real thing. But... if you say so...

 

He was trying to make my stepdaughter do something she really did not want to do and the bees were right there.

 

Oh.

That's actually a pretty good use for bees.

 

Well, I'd rather have used a different weapon, as the bees who actually stung him died. But it was the quickest way to put a stop to that nonsense. And that asshole.

 

Yeah. Sometimes you don't get much choice in dealing with assholes. *sighs*

 

Hah! How many fights have you gotten into?

 

Don't need to fight. I'm magic.

 

it wazzz for a good cauzzze

 

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Speaking of bees, @Sunshine...

Look what I found. Whaddya think?

Are those good nicknames or should I just stick with "Luck" for you?

 

THAT IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Not what I'd fragging call a "bae" he isn't.

 

You have an SO? Reeeeeallly, Burt? You?

indeed

 

My SO is the inevitable destruction of the world. We are married on the ASTRAL PLANE!

 

Okay... you do you, Burt, you do you...

 

Autobots drool, Decepticons rule.

 

Decepticons? You know how dumb a name for a group that is, right?

I mean, it pretty much means, "we are the guys that deceive people. Don't believe us ever. Look, I'm lying right now. Fuck yeah, untruth!"

Are you guys kids' cartoon villians or what?

 

Yeah, how about you read the pit up, before you run your mouth, organic.
Decepticon is the designation we chose in reference to Lord Megatron's writings.
"You Are Being Deceived."
We do not deceive, organic. We are the ones fighting deception heaped on the poor and oppressed by a corrupt senate and a universe full of anti-mech-propaganda.

 

You know, if you're fighting deception, you guys should probably call yourselves, like, "Truthmechs" or something? "Liedestructors"? "The Army of Honesty"?

 

What the frag kind of stupid names are those?
No! Lord Megatron's writing is why we came together as a movement. This is why we converted a phrase from it into our name. You wouldn't understand the finer points of the Cybertronian language that lead to this coinage.

In fact I'm not sure you really understand much at all, being organic, and so young.

 

*laughs* Me? Young? Really?

I'm fifty thousand. I've seen the Neanderthals go extinct, seen civilizations fall, and most of the humans I've fucked are dead now*. You don't know who you're talking to, Roboto!

* And I wasn't the one that killed them, by the way. The passage of time did that.