shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

>- unle55 they 5ting my hand5
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rea11y vulnera6le

Spoiler: quirkless

> unless they sting my hands
What?
Do your psionics need you to wave your hands around?
That sounds, uh... really vulnerable.

 

BZZZZ.

 

can do! ^u^

this is TRUE! O.O i don't have any b's in me at all
some of the other ships have b's (BT, DB, and RR has a b in her full call sign)
all of us have bees probably

NO! >.<
(maybe RR would talk to you. but she would probably get impatient and blow you up)

 

To snap my fingers, yeah.

And they're not psionics. They're magic.

Like, "GONG!"

Have a wish? I can make it come true. I don't wanna but I can.

 

It's pretty successfully furthering the mission I was entrusted by Lord Starscream. As I am currently a diplomatic envoy of the Cybertronian race to repair peaceful communications with the organic cultures inhabiting the universe.
So humoring your "burns" is in accordance with the mandate.

 

Man, I haven't felt this patronized in centuries...

 

Oh, do excuse me, if I have caused offense. Should I feign distress at your insults, instead? I know it helps my Co-Captain @Swiftwing and his moods when I pretend he is actually witty.

 

Nah. It won't be effective now. You've already given the game away.

 

Such a pity whatever will I do.
Woe is me.

 

Yeah. I'm guessing woe is actually not you.

 

NOBODY needs woe when we have the magic of FRIENDSHIP!

❀ヽ（ˉ▿ˉ）ノ❀

 

Well, it's good that Nichy actually isn't woe, then.

 

.... Nichy.

I am Captain Nichrome of Iacon, I am the commanding officer of a Cybertronian diplomatic vessel, The official representative of the Decepticon forces and given my mandate by Lord Starscream himself. I am a renown and feared weapons engineer among Decepticons and Autobots alike. Are you sure you want to call me something like that?

Are you really, really sure?

 

Yeah, I'm sure. You might be important but I have magic. And I'm immortal.

 

Immortality is a lie. Everything can be killed somehow. Even if it's just emotionally.

 

And what makes you think you can kill me emotionally?

 

Well first of all we have a mnemosurgeon on board.

 

He's not in the rave, though, right?

 

... No that is quite true.
Unless he wants to make an appearance.
@Silverweave of Helex ?

Not that I plan on harming you, since harming organics is definitly against my mandate.
I simply informed you of the fact that immortality is a huge big heap of scrap, which, as a member of a species that is "functionally" immortal I can tell you from experience. Everything dies. And if not, then it comes back changed.

 

FRIENDS!!!!!



no brainwiping in this thread NONONONONO