shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I have never met the puny organic before coming here.
I would be surprised if an organic named themselves after a Decepticon Scientist however.

 

"Many worlds theory, Ford, your words, not mine."

 

Prefer Alchemist Prime.

 

Indeed. Also known as "the multiverse is, in fact, laughing its ass off. At all of us."

 

I don't hear any laughing.

 

Okay, so...you might not believe this but...

I used to have a toy of Lord Megatron. We had a lot of Transformers toys when we were younger.

 

That's because the universe doesn't care if we're in on the joke or not.

 

My daughter named herself Achromat Nichrome.

 

Puny, inaccurate. Organics, mechanoids, adapted for environment. Ideal for own environment. Puny, not relevant. Comparison, not relevant. Ideal for own environment. Why is this so hard to grasp? Slag it.

Captain.

 

Not sure if I should feel honored on his behalf or not?
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Did you have toys of Starscream and Soundwave too?

 

Clearly she has good taste in names then.

... sorry.
I should probably not make negative statements about someone's diminutive size... What was the human idiom? A pot calling a kettle black?

 

@Snitchanon THANKS AGAIN!

 

*licks his lips* I could just eat you up!

Whaddya say, Pap? Do you like that idea?

 

Please, engage in your mating ritual where I can see. Documentation is important.

 

Uh... well... I'm not as opposed to that idea as much as I should be.

Actually, it's kinda hot...

 

Carry on.

You and the other, same species?

 

Actually, no, we're not. Not even from the same dimension, in fact.

I'm a genie. I used to be trapped in a lava lamp, but I'm free now.

And he's a skeleton. Well, a skeleton monster, technically. But "monster" is just what his kind is called, what they call themselves, not a moral judgement or slur or anything. I dunno why, but yeah... his kind is called monsters and @NGAHHH! is actually one too, actually the same species, even though they look literally nothing alike.

 

Hm.

...Endo or exo?

 

Well... I'm warmblooded, if that's what you're asking about. And Pap's a skeleton, so warm or coldblooded is literally meaningless for him.

And if you're asking about the other thing, well, I have the Typical Dude Model in my tail. Not gonna tell you about Pap's, though, since it's personal and thus shouldn't be something anyone but him should tell you about. 'Cause, yeah, he might not actually want you to know, science be damned!

(I honestly don't know why I'm bothering to tell you all this about me. *laughs* Maybe I just don't have anything else to do...)

 

...referring to skeletal type.