shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Oh right. Endo. It's inside me.

Dunno about Pap's, though, since his skeleton literally is him. Or maybe his soul is. So yeah... I guess it's both and neither?

 

Alright Iridium is using this place as her new pet project. Hopefully Jetski won't adopt any of you and try to smuggle you past security.

 

I only did that the once!

 

You Could Of Course Also Just Keep Your Crew In Check. Considering You Are Supposedly The Captain Of Them. Just A Suggestion.

 

A precedent is a precedent, Jetski. I still haven't decided what your punishment for that is by the way.

How about you take your sass and apply it to bother your parental units. I don't have time for passive-aggressive juvenile nonsense.

 

...My punishment could be making me clean up after Twisty?

Not that I don't do that anyway

 

That's your job anyway if you want to keep the murderous beast. I'm currently thinking you could be the one who has to remind Swiftwing to do his job every few minutes, that doesn't seem too cruel, don't you think?

 

-blinkblink-
-blush-

 

If I catch you making out in the maintenance closet while you are on shift I might conveniently forget pencilling free time for the both of you into the shift schedule for the next century.
Do that after your shift.

 

...Yes Captain! Absolutely Captain!

 

Do I even have a schedule.

Hello small horned organic, do not be scared.

 

Things I have been considering: Would it be viable to start a consentual mnemosurgery area within the ship?

This is for my crewmates.

Not for my addiction at all.

Do not look at me like that.

 

Mnemosurgery is supposed to be consensual anyway.

Addiction?

 

... Was brainfingering your fellow crew members explicitly against the rules or did we, out of deranged optimism, just kind of assume it would be obvious to not do that?

If you have to violate someone, just fragging make an appointment to rummage around in my head, Silverweave. Consider it an hommage to cameradery gone by. Ex-Con.

 

*Narrows Eyes*
Ive Blown Up Bigger Things Than You.

 

Yes I suppose it is. What addiction?

I suppose that is agreeable, but you never said it was against the rules. It's like a handshake for me, just a deeply personal one.

 

That is fascinating. Please tell me about it! Query - dislike reference to size? Understood, will refrain.

 

Yeah, see, we're just gonna belatedly make it a thing that, no, you'll not "handshake" people without asking first and if you have any urges you come to me with that.
And that will happen properly once one of us finds Jetski because what the frag. Just. What he frag, Silverweave.

 

I'm fine! I promise!

 

Jetski.

If I could, I would make you the official representative.

That guy asked me why I'm not a courier.