shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

"Bad Person" is a bit hard to define. What's four million years of war between friends.
But I am of the opinion that you need safer outlets, for others and yourself, than injecting, Silverweave.

*amused* you are very good at your job. And I do think you would be good at one of Jumpstart's drinking games to which I would like to formally challenge you one day. Your pick if we do blaster reconstruction or bomb defusing.

 

I suppose, I will think about it. You are probably right.

Bomb defusing would be quite an unbalanced choice, wouldn't it? Blaster reconstruction is a far more common knowledge set.

 

I'll get back to you about that. Probably at the party.

 

I Fought Demons During Weirdmageddon. Giant Robots Cant Be Too Different.
Also I Dont Give A Shit If You Think Im Short Or Whatever. I Havent Even Hit Second Pupation Yet, Of Course Im Not That Tall Yet.

 

Greetings.

 

Hello, how are you?
It's so typical of me to talk about myself. I'm sorry
I hope that you're well

 

What a peculiar way of speaking, you think, this one barely recognized it as speech
"This one is well, thank you, just a bit overwhelmed. This one did not expect to see others of her kin here.", you reply. "What about you?"

 

Scattered around on the floor are
All my thoughts

 

Actually we totally did!

 

That's...not a good way to run a department. And don't you get attached to them?

 

That isn't actually the way consent works.

The environment has to be equally comfortable for all parties concerned, and you have to make it clear that it's okay to say no, and you can't use any authority or power you may or may not have to intimidate the other party. And you definitely have to ask before you start.

One of my exes used to make giant robots. They are easier to fight than demons. For one thing, you can kill them, and for another thing, they usually stay dead.

 

"Cursory reading of the summary of the four million year war between Autobots and Decepticons reveals Optimus Prime and Megatron have each been declared dead at least six times. Does that count? Or does it fall under the headling 'Don't believe it until you've seen the body'?"

 

If it was a declaration and nobody saw the body--then it definitely falls under the heading "Don't believe it until you've seen the body". And you should definitely not believe it until you've seen the body. The only reason I wasn't declared dead long ago was that my twin brother faked his own death and pretended he was me for thirty years.

 

We also had Optimus Prime and a bunch of the Autobots.

 

There were movies! And old cartoons! And comic books!

 

I never thought you were all that into it.

 

There was fanfic!

 

Do I even want to know.

 

Probably not!