shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Aren't those the same thing, though?

 

You are how you were made. There is nothing shameful there.

There is nothing shameful about emotions, either.

Actions, though...

...how old are you?

 

No!

You still haven't even answered Melon, you hurt her feelings too with all those comments about people being clunky! I can't believe you're acting like this!

 

[gives a number in the seven thousand to six thousand range]

I answered her!

 

Is this young for your species? It is for mine, but I don't want to presume or invalidate.

 

Besides, obviously species with different life spans and life stages experience maturity differently. It is one thing I admire about many organic species. They are... fast and fierce.

 

... not really...

 

Okay.

I am sorry for your loss. But you have expressed no remorse for your statements, or understanding of why they were wrong.

I will refrain from further comments.

 

Hey, Oyster, can you knock it off?

I don't know any of your species, really, but... treating people like they aren't people, 'cause of what they are. That's... that's... I'm a genie, alright?

*sighs* I've been treated that way a lot. Been forced to grant people wishes. And it took fifty thousand years for anyone to ever even think of setting me free. That's a long time. And it was terrible.

And honestly, it takes a lot of will for me to believe, myself, that I am a person. But I do. And I'm not gonna let anyone take that from me. Ever. Not again.

Wanna fight someone? Well, then, you can fight me. I can take it.

Wanna put me back in the lamp and shut me up? Fine. Try me. See how that works out.

You're not gonna get me to back down on this.

 

Right frag this entire conversation.
The Pearl one: If you mess with my crew one more time I will step on you and I may only come up to Iridium's knee but I'm still bigger than you. Also if you aren't a juvenile of your species, how about you start working on getting over what you were "made" to be and start finding things you want to be good at. If you believer your form is your function you are being deceived.
Sincerely, A Transformer who doesn't Transform, that has been of debatable personhood for the first million years of their life and that lost countless friends during the second civil war Iridium talked about earlier.

 

...I was okay handling it, Captain.

 

So you were. But I'm allowed to be a vindictive petty piece of slack about things that hit close to home.

 

Spoiler: this one, right now

 

*wanders in yawning*

*looks around*

Good morning?

 

Spoiler: attempting communication

 

Hello there. What are you? Do you only speak in pictures?

 

Spoiler: continuing comminucation

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Spoiler

@Anhelia Aescar
(The robot points at you, and tilts her head)

 

Spoiler

Iconographic communication: intriguing!