shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*bitterly* Sure, dude, boast about how good you and your boyfriend are at romance. That'll help for sure.

And that's literally just as helpful as Mirrors was. *rolls his eyes*

Seriously, people, why?

 

Dat iz de saddest statement hy effer deed hear from a clank.

 

Apparently default setting here is "high drama". (Shrugs) Emotions difficult enough to interpret accurately even without other complications like jealousy and politics.

Is certainly one solution. Maybe not optimal for all situations. Believe Norm's objective is both good relationships surviving, so giving up... likely not effective.

 

Hey baby does your position encourage growth
cuz there's something growing in my PANTS

we're flirting with a giant robot.
what's your point we flirt with everything

 

Aw, vos not meant like dat! Hy chust tink hyu need to reelax sum! -waggles his eyebrows-

 

Yeah, I'd be up for that. *smirks*

I mean, well, if they're both alright with me sleeping with people that aren't either of them. Which I think Pap is. Sunshine, I dunno. *sighs*

 

Love prollems? Here are solutions from yer main man, Flux:
Talk to 'em
If they don't talk about yer worries, talk more
Figure out what their worries are
If that don't work just drown yerself in engex and party like the war just stopped.

 

So... ask Sunshine? Problem is where? Easiest way to learn others' opinions is to ask.

 

Spoiler: maybe a bit late to the party, but

 

Break your spark now and move on. Seriously, it's easier and you get to spend the next couple million years actually enjoying yourself.

Might as well give up now and get it over with, since everyone's going to die anyways.

 

to be fair, simply on a comparative scale, the war did just stop. As in it's honestly not been that long

 

This Kind Of Bullshit Is Why I Only Have Moirails.

 

Exactly

Who hurt you?

 

Shanix or political favors, pick one. Not that I think you have either, but those are my terms.

 

Hyu go esk, den! Hy vill be riiiight here. -grins-

HY LIKE DIS CLANK

 

...Perceived essential conflict. If everyone's going to die anyways, why not have fun now? Life is short. Joy is shorter.

 

Exactly my point. Romance is an excuse for drama and angst, so just cut it out entirely and you have room for so much more. I am way too aware of how organics do this over and over and over again.

 

i call this rampant classism! or ableism! or uh... what's the tumblr buzzword du jour? fuck it i call you on your shit!
A man just simply wants to be stepped on by a giant babe and this is what he gets.

what the shit is a shanix and how many guns do we have to sell to get one?
pffff political favors

 

Talk and then, if talking fails, get drunk, basically? *laughs*

*laughs* Aaaahhh, yeah, right. Of course.

But I'm worried that if I even mentioned this, it'd hurt him.

*sighs* I don't think you get that, well... I've had that lack of emotional connection before, I've been alone before. And I don't wanna be alone again. Sure, there was fun in sleeping around with lots of people and having no commitments, but... I didn't like being alone, not having anybody.

*grins* Thanks. For reassuring me about that.

 

Right. Maybe let the others have their idea of fun and you can be over here with all of us who don't plan to get sparkbonded anytime soon.