shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Hm. Perspective noted.

Personally have no impulse towards romance, but troubleshooting for set objective? Well within operating protocol. And set objective is not "more solitude".

...solitude is not nice. Not for long.

(Her visor displays static.)

 

Hyu chust tell heem he iz velcom to join een eef he vants!

 

Hy feel hyu. -shudders- Iz not nize et all.

 

You know your bonded better than I do. But-- small pain now, better than huge argument later after this festers?

 

Though, fer' real my relationship experience:
What's better than this? Guys bein' dudes?

I'm so lonely. :(

 

@Burlesque

Spoiler: accurate?

Spoiler: but also, for me

 

Try speciesism. Also I'm pretty sure the last time Cybertronians showed up around humans, you tried to kill us, so call it a "healthy attachment to my spine."

Is it... is it trying to communicate?

 

Spoiler

 

Have you people never heard of friendships? No wonder you're crashing and burning so hard.

 

Vy iz efferyvun zo LONELY? Hyu guyz need a pack! -looks at them consideringly- Hy dun tink hyu vill fit een Mamma's but hy vill bring hyu booze eef hyu vant, den ve haf more fun!

 

Spoiler: regarding communication

 

*smirks* Now you mention it, I can definitely see that solving our problems...

*sighs* Well, yeah... true. Just... he's seen me lust and love and crush on so many people, so much. He's seen a lot of that. And a lot of me lusting for and loving him too, but... yeah, I reckon that can make a guy insecure, knowing that his boyfriend is attracted to a lot of people, knowing that he's not the only one.

Well, yeah, we have, thank you very much, but unfortunately for me, the only people who've befriended me so far, I think, are my boyfriends or have otherwise slept with me. Everyone else, everyone else, well... I don't think they wanna be my friends, really. *sighs*

*smiles softly* Yeah, a pack. I like the idea of a pack.

 

I mean yea but yer so tiny. If I accidentally step wrong yer gonna go squish. Anyway, I gotta job t'do. Gotta represent those who can't represent themselves an' all that bullshit.

 

I have friends. Frag you. I'm just saying you should maybe leave the kids to their fun.

 

Quit Your Whining You Collossal Asshat. Maybe Try To Stope Pitying Yourself Long Enough That People Might Reasonably Conclude You Arent Trying For Some Fucked Up Self Servicing Quadrant Clusterfuck And Look Around You At All The People In The Household Who Are Actually Friendly With You.

 

-grins wider- Hy iz alvays down for dat kind ov problem solfink.

Packs iz de best vay to not be lonely. Alvays dey haff hyu back.

Hoy! Jaegers iz not go 'sqvish'! Hyu chust try eet. Bezides, hy know how to feex de schtepping problem! -immediately commences climbing the giant robot-

 

Spoiler: wise fuzzy person from earth put it well

 

I wasn't whining, I was answering his question

*frowns* People think I'm trying for a "Fucked Up Self Servicing Quadrant Clusterfuck"? Really?

That's, as you said, well... fucked up.

Yep. That's the best kind, after all.

 

I guess but I'm very l--

Spoiler: reaction