shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Friends are were dead. Have Jetski now, but. Has been a very, very long time.

...Invitation noted. Gratitude. But crew-- pack?-- bonds not so easily formed.

...may drop by, at least, if welcome without packbond. Edge of crowd, good place to be alone-but-not-alone. May bring Jetski?

Crew, no, but. Ally maybe. Certainly not angry about your presence, or... displeased or otherwise Not Wanting You Here.

 

Spoiler: is this the proper way to communicate with you

Try making people pay for your time and company. Suddenly, you will have a lot of friends, almost all of them people you've never met before.

 

* Wow!
* And I thought I was pessimistic.

 

*smiles softly* That's good to know, yeah. Thanks.

*frowns* So, you're saying that people'd rather pay me for my company than hang out with me for free? Even though it's not that great for their bank accounts?

Or by "friends," do you not mean friends?

That's probably the more likely explanation, now that I think about it. My first interpretation was just silly.

 

Hyu guys shure iz BEEG for clanks! Who effen built hyu?

Ho, shure! Efferyvun iz velcom! End hy get hyu. All Jaegerkin iz pack, bot sum Jaegerkin iz more pack den ozzers.

 

Flux in particular, unsure. Cybertronian-originating life in general, matter of myth. The planet? Semi-legendary Primus? The Allspark? Chaos? Unknown.

=]

 

Spoiler: background people

Spoiler: can hear. just not speak.

 

I like to think of it as being optimistic for a future in which reliance on romantic entanglements isn't necessary for a fulfilling life. Like now, for instance! I'm being talked at by a plant.

Personally, I'm feeling very fulfilled right about now.

 

Ain't that a fabulous question that I ain't gonna answer. *Delicately plucks the tiny organic off of himself and sets it down*

There, safe.

 

@Burlesque

I can't find your silver lining
I don't mean to judge
But when you read your speech, it's tiring
Enough is enough

I'm covering my ears like a kid
When your words mean nothing, I go la la la
I'm turning up the volume when you speak
'Cause if my heart can't stop it,
I'll find a way to block it, I go
La la, la la la la la na na na na na
La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na,

 

*laughs* Well, that's one way to frame it.

 

...is Refractor okay?

 

Oh good, another one that talks in cryptic reflections of other people's words. I am delighted, I'm sure.

 

...Iz dis Primus a schpark, den?

Hoy! -flails and clings to Flux's finger with all his claws instead of being put down-

 

I think what they're trying to say is that ol' Burl here is a big pessimistic dick and they're not gonna listen to any of the shit he says 'cause it is all stupid.

 

*starts wiggling fingers* C'mon now, get off.

 

Alternative communication methods perfectly valid!

Matter of myth. Certainly not alive anymore if he ever existed in the first place. Legends unclear.

 

How's that happy and communicative not-marriage going for you again?

 

Is Burlesque intentionally trying to distress others present? Effective attack, if so.