shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*smirks* *bows elegantly*

 

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Sweetspark (Neocybex, noun): term of endearment; ref. spark (2): internal organ of known mechanoid lifeforms, energy source and part of Rossum's Trinity.

Should hope Mirrors is not a spark. Very explosive if in contact with engex.

 

Look, this is all... this is for mechanoids. I've got nothing against organics, but I'm pretty sure you can't drink motor oil and survive? Among other things.

 

Heeeey, Congessi, just the femme I was looking for.

*She loops a comfortable arm around the smaller mech.*

Let's talk!

 

Pfaw dat iz not vat a schpark iz! A schpark is a hyuman who iz SO SCHMART dey ken bend reality a leetle! A schpark iz de vun who made me, could not do dat if vas an eenternal organ!

Hy drank motor oil vunce! Vas quite nize. Better eef hyu use eet az a dressink, though.

 

(screeching, eels out of Backdraft's hold and puts herself out of arm's reach)



Talk, fine! Don't touch!

 

You know what, I like you. Let me mix you up something basic and then we can see if you throw up! For science!

 

Or here's a novel idea: the word can mean both things.

 

Alright, alright! I'm sorry! I've just got something important to say, not where everyone can hear. Sorry.

 

Organics continue to be terrifying. (Gratitude for additional definition; added to personal databanks!)

...so say so. Private discussion, agreeable. Physical force unnecessary.

 

-brightens immediately- Ho yez! Let's!

Pfaw. Hyu iz all vit de logic!

Terrifyink iz vat de Jaegerkin do, dollink! -grins sweetly-

 

if you aren't over ten million years old or have historic proof that the word already meant that back then, I can safely say most of our written history seems to support the usage which refers to the essential organ as a "spark" and thus we had the word first.

 

It was supposed to be friendly, I didn't think-

Look, just lean in.

 

Hoy mine mentor, hyu called?

 

...fair.

 

I have a feeling you'd like Tumblr.

 

(carefully edges closer to Backdraft, watching warily for any more grabbing movements)

 

Ten meeleeon? Iz life goals! Hy vant to get to ten meeleeon!

HO, FRIGG! -waves furiously- Com on, de beeg clank iz goink to make uz clank booze!

 

Ugh frag no, they have ship wars and slag like that. Also they call my favorite commanders problematic.
:)