shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

You insult me.
I'm just an honest business man and you insinuate such things. About a poor man looking for his confused and lost wife, no less.

 

@Norm the Genie Goot, hy vouldn´t trust ennyvun vot filez down pipples fengz.

 

Well, you have implied that you and Sans have been boning, dude. And I quote:

And knowing you, well, knowing you...

 

Uh, what? He does that? Really?

 

He vanted to "feex" @The Jaeger Mirrors fengz. -low growl-

 

My Dear Madame, I simply offered it as a service. is it illegal now to inform others of one's catalogue? Business must be hard to conduct in Mechanicsburg then.
And I may imply what I imply, Norm. It's still insulting to think I'd ever violate a treasured friend and colleague that way.

 

Yeah, that's not happening. I like his fangs.

She never said it was against the law. Just that it was a dick move.

Yeah, right. Treasured... really?

 

Sufferer below, you have even less tact than me.
{You put a bucket over Zacharie's head. There. Silence.}

 

That's a peculiar accessory, mademoiselle. Am I to understand you are selling me thi artefact because i must inform you that regrettably it isn't worth all that much.

 

*huge sigh of relief* Thank you!

 

Vot he sed. Und don´t hyu "Madam" me hyu leetle insult to der medikel pro-fesh-un!

@eyefishSoup Thenk hyu, he iz much nizer to look et like dot.

 

Zacharie be like

 

Actually, I think you can have it for free.

 

Now, now, don't talk over the little lady, she's quite capable of conducting business on her own.
You truly need to work on your manners, friend.

 

And you clearly have no idea why she put it on your head. Not everyone is as into the capitalistic money grind as you are, you know...

 

A job's a job and i only have the one.

 

Okay, point. Just... well, she put the bucket on your head 'cause you were being really annoying and she wanted to shut you up, not 'cause she wanted you to buy it. I don't think she's particularly desperate for money right now or that if she was, she'd resort to bucket selling.

She makes real good coffee, you know that?

I heard she might start selling that, instead.

 

Have you never played a video game, my friend?
You give an item merchant part of your inventory, so you hve room for other things and money for new equipment. It's the way things are done. So mine was a fair assumption to make.

 

Well, yeah, I have but... I don't think this is a video game. Or is it? I'm so confused.

 

I've been informed by a higher power tht i was displaced form my usual surroundings, but i was assured that the rules are quite similar to in the zones. The smoke we breathe seems peculiarly light but otherwise i've found no reason for complaint.