shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

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Went well in the end, yes? Date secured, and also initial meeting!

 

Iancu iz chust de right size, t'ank hyu.

 

Dem hright he iz. Dot guy iz effen leetler den hy iz, und alzo verra verra kyute.

 

...we Can Be terrible people, actually.

and i already Have a kismesis. (for now, anyway.)

so no thanks. but i Will take the implied compliments in the spirit in which they Were intended.

 

-hides face- It's kind of amazing!

 

(Oneira is 5' spit)
"People alwaves think I'm prey just because they tower over me", you grumble, but your pun quirk is back. "And then they never know what hit them."

 

underestimating smaller trolls Can Get you dead quick. your opponents Must Have Been exceptionally stupid.

 

Terrible pipple iz ken be fon too, dots hokay. Bot eef hyu dun vant to fight, hyu dun. -shrug-

Vhich vun iz der kismesis again?

 

Nothing wrong with being small! Small frame, better maneuverability, often faster, harder to hit-- harder to find, too, if hiding is the better option at the time.

((...says the roughly 20-foot-tall mech, but compared to the other robots present she is fairly short.))

 

Frigg cackles and pats their back. "Dot iz der vay! Der faces dey mek iz fonny, hright?"

 

depends on How everyone involved Defines fun, but... sometimes, yes. and Thank you.

a kismesis Is your rival. you Drive each other to Improve.

 

You grin, this time really displaying your carnivore teeth. "Aye"

"Hiding and lying in ambush", you nod. "One of my favourite tactics, right behind letting my pack pull the sled and bullseyeing from there."
You chuckle. "That, they really never see coming."

"Thinkpan freeze, I guess", you shrug. "Or being hunted-induced paranoia."

 

-catches mirrors eye- -starts to snicker-

 

-griiiins- Zo, dat iz hyu end Pythios, den? Or do hyu chust drive each ozzer to dreenk?

 

Vhy not both! Eef he iz goink to be ez pretty und ez beeg un azzhole ez all dot, hy iz NEEDINK ein drink vhen ve iz done.

 

-cackles- Hyu two iz a dizazter. Do keep eet op.

 

Den iz HYU rival ez pretty ez all dot den, bogfriend?

 

...yeah, that Sounds like a kismessitude, all right.

 

"Kinda fascinating how the quadrant system, at least in elements, crops up among many of the other species I've come across, who have never even heard of us Alternians", you muse. "And how many of them adopt the rest once briefed on them. Drink?"

 

it Is a fairly efficient system, especially when you Don't Take it's limitations too seriously.

...and why the hell not. what Are you serving?