shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

that Counts for a lot! i Haven't Met any aliens (well, until here) that Were particularly, um, communicative, but i'm glad you Found good ones.

 

"Hoy Mina! Haven't sean you around for a while. Care for a cup of coffee, or alcohol, or both?", you holler.

 

-nods at Mirrors- "Yaz, dot beeg lump offer dere."

"Iz not, hyu haff der red vun. Der vun mit der meeskink handle iz mine."

"Hoy, how iz hyu?" -GRIN- "Both iz goot!"

 

Frigg perks right up. "Mina! Hoy, preetty seester, how heff hyu been? Look dey heff space liquor med of bogs, iz verra tasty."

 

Jaeger packmembers do not share possessions? Why?

 

To be fair, I had unbelievable luck back then. I thought I was, alternatively, dreaming, hallucinating, or both, and didn't think to keep my true allegiances under wraps.", you reply a bit sheepishly. "But ewherryone, even and especially the adult aliens, were really nice. Like, ridiculously nice. Following what for us is forbidden scripture as if it was a no-brainer. Still knot used to it... But it's all good."

"Then both you shall get!", you grin. You like the Jägers, they're fun, and they have awesome teeth. "Any wishes, or shoals I surprise you?"
"I'm trucking along. Aunt Jame asked me to engrave a couple of routbeast, uh, abotaru? Big beast with many horns that digs for roots and is hella aggressive -- horns and make drinking horns of them. How aboat you?"

 

-frantic handwaving gestures- no no not DEEZ pots, der last time mina hyused der cookink pot for her medicines ve all ended op mit numb tongues for dayz, und dot vaz locky conseederink how eet tasted.

 

Iz NOT! End hy only made a sauce een eet.

Hy mek goot food. She meks nazty medeeceen. Iz not goot to MEEX DESE. Ruins de flavours.

 

Taste inconsequential, but... medical supplies and edibles should not mix, probably.

 

"...ennyvay dere iz moch better vays to end op chem-ee-cal-ly en-hansed vhen miz mina iz around." -grinning, waiting to duck-

 

-nudges Frigg and snickers-

 

that Sounds amazing. *sighs wistfully* Keeping allegiances under wraps Is Exhausting. what Do trolls your age Do in the Movement? i Didn't Get Brought in until i Was eight or so.

Mintuu Tells me that Is usually a terrible idea, yes.

 

"You take what you can get, regarding taste, but I gotta agree with you on that last one.", you nod. "Hey, this is a kinda weird subreality, aye? ...Can you make yourself be able to taste stuff here? ... Does whatever you take for nourishment have a taste? Scientific curiosity."

 

"Surprize me, hyu iz goot mit dot. Und hy haff been trying to keep dot lot from gettink keeled. Hy most be goot et eet cawze dey giff me
Meestress Stela to guard es vell.

-cuffs him, or tries-

 

Mina!

*Clover hugs her*

 

Energon has flavors, yes, if processed orally. Conveniently is also circulatory fluid, so can just be pumped in if don't feel like using mouth. Or don't have mouth, considering some frametypes' helms...

 

-fails to duck quite fast enough, gets smacked-
-grins-

 

-hugs back and noofs like a cat-
"Hoy, how haff hyu been?"

 

"Didn't do much except helping out planet-bound people", you reply. "Got picked up by a sufferist cell when I was three and fell asleep in the snow-- "
You move the bangs on one side of your face to the side to show the white acid snow scars.
"and helped out there while getting told stories and how there's alternatives to just offing people who annoy you. A sweep later, they were gone without a trace, and I kept in contact with the people who hadn't reached conscription age yet."

You shrug. "And then reality saw it fit to dump be in direct vicinity of someone I'd swear was the Sufferer Reincarnate if this place didn't give me the knowledge that there's actshorely a redblooded troll running aboat in my timeframe."

"Coming right up!", you grin, and mix up... well, it's certainly something. It's a flavoursplosion. "Halt die Ohren steif, was the term around your parts, aye? Pardon the accent, though. But good to hear you're trucking on."

"Huh!", you say. "There's a fascinating amount of parallels between us all, I keep noticing."