shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

* What else would this be?

 

I dunno, but I don't think Oneira and I were thinking about in video game terms when she tried to shut Zach up with a bucket. Judging from the expression on her face, anyway...

 

-stares around- Haf hyu all suddenly gone off hyu heds? Iz eet sumtink in de air?

 

I dunno. Maybe. Zach might've. If he was even on his head in the first place...

 

I WONDER IF ANY OF THOSE BARS (THE ONES SANS WENT TO, TO DROWN HIS GUILT AND SHAME AND WHATEVER ELSE) SERVE MILK?

BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE VERY NOSTALGIC.

GETTING A GLASS OF MILK WHILE HE MAKES HIS ROUND OF ACTUALLY PULLING HIMSELF OFF THE BARSTOOL AND SAYING GOODBYE TO EVERYONE.

BEFORE I CARRY HIM HOME.

 

*laughs* Milk? At a bar? Really, skeleton?

Well, I guess it does give you strong bones, so...

 

AS IF I'M GOING TO GRILLBY'S AND GETTING DRUNK.

JUST LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN SANS AND I! IT'S CLEAR TO ME THAT MILK, AND EXERCISE, ARE NECESSARY FOR A SKELETON TO BE AS TALL AND HANDSOME AS I AM!!!

 

Well, I still think you're missing the point of a bar.

 

[Can you see the skeleton rolling his eyes? Admittedly he doesn't have eyes. But there's hints of it anyway.]

GOING TO PICK UP SANS HAS TAUGHT ME THE MEANING OF BARS:

LONELY PEOPLE SEEKING COMPANY, INGESTING MIND-ALTERING SUBSTANCES, AND BONDING OVER BAD FOOD AND BAD JOKES UNTIL THEY STUMBLE HOME IN THE DARK!

 

Okay... I think you're actually right about that. Wow... didn't expect that out of you.

 

Hy suspect he vosn´t.

Dotz about eet yaz. Unless hyu iz lookink for a goot fight, or celebratink vun.

 

Bars are definitely for getting drunk onin. Still surprised they even let me in the ones here with my hood down. Had to hide when I went hoping with Her.

Tall skeleton is surprisngly accurate. It's a long dark walk when you don't have ha home though. And I used to always drink alone before I met Her. You hear all kindsa things in bars if you listen though. And don't let yourself get too drunk too fast.

Prefer to just get dfrunk if I'm getting drunk fro drunk's sake. It's good for the nightmares. Or bad for them. Makes htem go away, either way. Sugar to keep the future out of the day, drink to keep the past out of the night.

 

-nod- Defeeneetly a schpark. Dey get like dot.

 

OF COURSE I'M RIGHT!!!

I MEAN. I WISH THEM ALL THE BEST! AND I STAY A LITTLE WHILE AND TALK WHILE SANS DOES HIS WRAP UP. BUT...

IT'S A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE, BEING AROUND THEM, AND IMAGINING WHAT I'D BE LIKE, IF I WAS LONELY AND FRIENDLESS ENOUGH TO NEED TO GO THERE TO FEEL LESS ALONE???

THAT WOULD MAKE THEM A LOT MORE ENJOYABLE?!? BUT I THINK PEOPLE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT WORSE AT AIMING THEIR ATTACKS. NOBODY WANTS TO HIT A BYSTANDER WHEN THEY'RE SHOWING OFF, THAT'S JUST EMBARRASSING FOR EVERYONE.

 

Hyu know diz guy?

 

Dotz part ov der chellenge!

 

* Fuhuhu, that sounds like a place I want to visit sometime!
* I can't really see your brother in one of THOSE bars, though, Pap.

 

{Deadpan.}
Ah. I do apologize for the apparent miscommunication, I never actually played video games.

{But it helped mask the actual joke which}
{went right over his head}

I dunno, boat with all the stuff happening it's either that or it's in the water. Given that it apparently affected us organic people faster, and those who don't eat at all apparently not, water seems to be a safer bet, I think?

{You give a thumbs up.}

 

*sighs* Yeah, I've been like that, before I met you guys. And it's exactly as sad as it sounds, skeleton, you're right about that.

 

Eet not gettink to me, bot den hy em not shore vot sort ov game video iz. Und hy em jäger, poisonz dun get to os as easy-