shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*facepalms* COFFEE, YES.

 

THERE YA GO.
*she hands him a cup of coffee*
IT'S OKAY, MESSING UP A LITTLE NUMBER LIKE TAHT ISN'T LIKE GONNA CAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD. UH I HOPE?

 

Thank you.

...well, not in that situation.

But if anyone ever tells you to replace a finite number with infinity in any kind of multidimensional equation, RUN.

You're supposed to renormalise your model when it produces infinities. Not the other way around.

 

YEAH I UNDERSTOOD LIKE NONE OF THAT.
NOT A MATH BRAIN.

 

I think he was reliving...well, not his glory days.

 

...that's what he did?

 

That was one of the changes he suggested, yes.

At the time, I thought it was ...elegant.

 

Were you and McGucket still doing drugs?

 

Sadly, I cannot blame that one on a hallucinogen. Just plain old hubris, and susceptibility to flattery.

Also...I am still not used to you knowing physics. Or magic.

 

*laughs*

You think I'm used to living in a multiverse where you have a criminal record that doesn't belong to me? In a dimension where you actually got married? On a planet you and your friends took over?

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again, wherever I go I either end up on a wanted poster or working for the damn government. Can you blame me for deciding I wanted to choose my own boss for once?

 

Did you know that the boss you chose was going to be so fond of beheadings and duels, Sixer?

 

No, but the only other one of us who wanted the job was Hass. And...no.

And we actually have most of the freedoms you're used to. Certainly more than in the America you were living in when you dragged me back.

 

You just remember, we offered to let Valiska be the Imperator.

Besides, I only behead traitors and rapists. And Kolhaari Tarak'hamari, if I ever get my hands on the bitch.

 

Spoiler: proposed solution

 

1. You weren't really serious about giving up what you'd won.
2. Which was why you said that to me, because you knew that there was no fucking way I would ever agree.
3. Doesn't Kolhaari fall into at least one of those categories already?

 

...I would have been a perfectly dandy Imperator, you scheming laboratory rat.

 

Outside of my school and the ancient civilization who communed with them we're not that close to them at all, honestly. Most are blissfully unaware of what truly lurks in the oceans. Blissfully unaware of their baseness too.

Also, your species sounds rather odd. Almost like it was constructed at random by some whimsical creator. Though perhaps things work differently from where you are from.

 

A perfectly dandy Imperator compared to who, Hass? Dirty Rick?

You tested your gate on your granddaughter and her dog, you idiot. Now they both have tails, they both have dog ears, and they both do quantum physics.

Nobody wants your next fuckup to affect five planets, Hass.

 

That would require my assistance.