shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Yes, but it's much likelier when the parents are of different species and even more so when the parents produce and burn wildly variant amounts of life energy.

I would not have consented to a pregnancy in my own marriage had I not been assured that it would be safe with the medical help available. I would be lost without my wife.

 

See, this is interesting! I can't relate at all!

...wait, did that come off rude?

 

Not particularly. It's pretty obvious that you're not organic and probably not in any danger of getting pregnant or causing someone else to get pregnant.

 

That would be a sign something was wrong, yes.

 

All Kencyr know that getting close to God is something to avoid. But it seems I can't help it, I am destined to be Nemesis, the avatar of Destruction, of Regonereth, That-Which-Destroys. Which will probably end up in Final Battle against the Ancient Enemy which does not, in the end, sound all that fun because you don't tend to walk away from those.

 

Why are you so insistent about this warning when I have repeatedly stated I am infertile? Must I be taunted with being reminded of that fact at every turn?

 

Shit like this is why we need to go drinking one day.

 

I'm sorry about him. But you see, that was what we thought about me for the longest time.

(I know exactly how you feel, and I will be happy to help however I can.)

Anyhow...

....Stanford, cut it out.

 

Last time I got drunk I ended up with a wife. So definitely.

 

Thank you. You are very kind. I am not sure what to say at the moment.

 

You heard it here first. Handmaid<3Jame is the end game ship.

 

Oh I used a name. Well fuck me.

 

Shoo!

 

You do not shoo the Handmaid of Scratch.

 

Shoo, please.

 

Last person that said please to me got a fist to the face. She says we're friends.

 

Jame is dealing with lots of stuff and doesn't need flirting!

...yet. Ask back in a few weeks.

 

And?

 

And SHOO! No flirting zone! Stay a foot away from the Jame at all times!

 

Jame I love your stupid not grey human skin. She flirted flirtatiously in a flirtatious fashion.