shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

That's...awesome. And they're so right about the gravity in Star Wars. That's...always bothered me too...

 

You have weed and you didn't tell me?

Are you blazing right now?

You sure sound like you are.

 

I am not. Did you want some?

I was never particularly fond of marijuana.

But Valiska might have some. For medicinal purposes.

(She's an alchemist; I didn't mean that the way it probably sounded.)

 

BLAZE IT, hot catte!

 

I wonder how it would affect me. Given my odd drug reactions and all.

 

Grunkle Stan!!!!!!!!

 

But I'm pregnant.

 

(replace 'i' with 'you')

 

Mabel...you're thirteen. You have two girlfriends. It is time you stopped trying to pretend that adults are all perfect.

Stanley is a thief, a liar, a cheat, and a grifter. We all love him anyway. From what I have heard regarding the era in which he and Stanford grew up, it is very unlikely that he wasn't a stoner during some part of his life, by which I may mean 'most of it'.

 

Don't worry, Ten. If you get too weird on it I can restrain you until you calm down.

 

Wow But I Dont Get Honey

 

I wanna say the thing, I really wanna say the thing, but I won't. 'Cause I don't think any of you wanna hear it.

 

Do you want the honey?

 

I'm trying to work out which perverted thought the genie thinks is too much for our tender ears.

 

*sighs* If you guys really won't try to kill me for it, then okay...

"But I do! Aaaaaay, Sunshine?"

 

Are You Making Sex Jokes Out Of My Perfectly Pure And Innocent Drug Comments? Im Seven You Cant Do That.

 

Please Skewer Yourself Tenderly On A Sword.

 

I have no fucking idea what any of this even means. Sounds fun though. Let's do this. Let's tear me limb from limb again and again.

 

Godfuckingdammit, Alternia!

 

I don't either, buglet.