shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

No. Their pain really doesn't matter. If it mattered then maybe there'd be a way of altering the course of things but there isn't. I've got a list. I go through the list. Even deviations from the line are on the line. It's honestly hard to see why I bother, but then I remember that I have to bother because time says I do. Which makes it not really matter. Though I guess that fucking means you were fated to make that decision making it not actually a decision. This upset is entirely fated too. There's no actual variation.

So thank you for showing me you actually didn't have a choice. But none of us do so what's the point? What was the point of even getting upset?

 

Slaves don't have rights. I'm not in right to do anything. Probably let me do this just so He could laugh at this.

 

Ah, good. That mental image was bothering me for some reason. I'm glad who or whatever shaped the first genies made the pouch choice.

 

Yeah. A rudder would just be weird. I wouldn't be able to sit down properly ever. *winces at the thought*

 

Say have you ever heard of Megatron of Tarn?
... It feels really weird to say this to an organic.

 

Nope. Sounds like an asshole though.

 

wow rude. He only fought for the freedom of us cybertronians.

 

Because things can be better than they are.

Jame...you know who really needs a taste of the Ivory Knife?

Fucking Scratch, that's who.

 

And he wonders why some people think he's the Signless...

*sighs*

 

No it really can't because that's not in the cards. Try it and guess who has to play clean up? Me? Do you know how many corpses of mine I've dragged back to the manor? More than I can count.

 

*sighs* Damn. Pap's everything that the Handmaid isn't, isn't he?

*smiles softly* And that's why I love him. Part of why, anyway.

 

...believe we already had the "intentions irrelevant compared to outcome" conversation. Four million years of war with collateral damage spanning the galaxy: exact opposite of optimal outcome, no matter initial claimed cause.

(Which is not to say Autobots were any better. Just... inaccurate to claim Megatron is some perfect Knight Of Justice, considering later actions.)

 

Good example, really. Coincidentally. Led to Mommy's Boy's death. Led to the Woman's slavery. No mind left. Getting her killed was the best bet. Good thing it was in the cards.

Tried not to. Tried ten times. Ten of her heads all neatly in a row on the mantelpiece. Ten of my bodies in the basement.

 

That's not what they told us in the TV show. I'm up to hear more even if she's not.

 

One time got her in the heated irons herself. Mistake. Tried to bury her. Made me dig her up and bring the head.

 

Some fr1endly adv1ce from someone who's walked th1s road:

Don't even try to fl1rt p1tch w1th h1m unless you're prepared to spend your l1fe l1sten1ng to h1m talk about how the mult1verse and your l1fe could be better unt1l you start to bel1eve 1t 1n sp1te of yourself.

Because that's how he hates. That's what he hates. 1gnorance and 1njust1ce and pa1n and res1gnation and cruelty and despa1r.

That hate 1s not co1nc1dentally how the tr1angle got to h1m. He wanted unl1m1ted knowledge 1n order to 1mprove h1s un1verse.

 

You know what I like about you is that you immediately qualify your critical statements of Lord Megatron by saying the Autobots are fucked up too.
And I know that we did fucked up things. Everyone involved did. But the initial point of his writing stands untarnished if you allow me the pun.

 

That is the most infuriating thing I have ever come across.

 

Then welcome to the hell that 1s deal1ng w1th Stanford Fuck1ng P1nes.

 

*grins*