shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I will make Life Support give me my old arm just so I can throw the mangled thing at you.

 

... Might still be a while but I will be on the bridge by next shift, if I have to fight Life Support again or not.

 

Dedication: admirable, if... hard to understand.

 

I think Nichrome needs some chocolate. It works for AI and well... isn't he basically AI 2: Robotic Boogaloo?

 

I got this job from Lord Starscream and I will make sure I deserve it.

Why would I eat organic food.

 

Well, it makes AI sleepy... Sunshine too...

But they're trolls and you're, yeah... right, you're not a troll. Your skin is grey and you bear an eerie resemblance to AI but... you're not a troll.

 

Fair. Still don't understand Nichrome's drive to prove himself, but Nichrome's behavior protocols not necessarily mine.

If you offline or fall over your first full shift back some mechs will be winning bets anyway. By all means, serve your next duty shift, Captain.

"Skin" strictly inaccurate, mechanoid paneling (facial or otherwise) not actually organic (epi)dermis. Definitely not trolls.

 

I don't have skin. Anyway after Swiftwing has turned me pink I'll go back to being the responsible captain I am.

Did you bet on me offlining while on duty, Congessi?

 

Technically yes but as terms set were "how far into his shift will Captain Nichrome offline?" point technically not relevant. To own finances, anyway. Am sure some mechs in other pools will be sorely disappointed.

 

I mean I feel like I should be offended, but I can see where you are all coming from so. It's not my shanix.

 

No one predicted "foursome" as an outcome of last shift's shouting match, so. Captains win that one, probably?

 

They clearly don't know what Decepticon scientists get up to.

 

"Threesome" was a possibility, but Jetski was a surprise =]]] Would say "tell Captain Swiftwing to cover the camera in his room if he doesn't want people betting on his 'face life," but given speaking of Captain Swiftwing...

 

So, you turn my brother into a bug and you get Chroma, then you turn Chroma into a robot and you get Nichrome?

 

Technically There Is A Human Version Of Me Already But Shes... Strange.
Oh And The Weird Goldmine Spirit. That One Is Nice.

 

Did you say chocolate? Maybe I might need some.

 

What Cant You Nap Without Either?

 

I still have to try that chocolate thing.

 

How the hell have I of all people had chocolate but not you. There's something wrong here.