shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

...Captain why would you blow up? =/

...I think you might be a little, uhm, small. For that. Anyway.

 

What?! No?!

I just realized that my wording was awkward as soon as it came out of my mouth, that's all. And wanted to make sure they wouldn't get the wrong impression. *hides his face in his hands* Precisely 'cause, when I talk to people, they do often assume I'm flirting and I wanted to clarify that I wasn't...

Yeah. I know. I was trying to make it clear that it wasn't a thing. Obviously, I failed miserably...

 

I miiiight... have gotten my altmode altered so i turn into a bomb during the war. Voluntarily. Its, uh... a thing.

 

I think you were a bombshell before that if you know what i mean

 

I don't frag organics.

 

Aw :(

 

What the fuck is even up with you 'bots?

 

... I Was Actually Talking About The Giant Robot But Okay.

 

I know! I was just trying to point out why it would be silly of you...

...Captain why

 

Frag off, it's a show of how devoted I am to the revolution.
And I am not a 'bot, I'm a 'con.

 

K-Con's are well-respected and celebrated and I was fully ready to lay my life at the feet of Lord Megatron and die if he ordered me to.
(Considering what he will do at his trial I... might regret the decision a little bit.)

 

.... Yeah, okay, I think I just made things worse there.

*laughs sheepishly* Yeah. Yeah. Very silly.

 

Leave for one single duty shift and suddenly everything is functionalism. Why.

...did not previously know @Jetski's altform. Useless Jokes solidarity?

 

...Captain don't blow up. =[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

-awkwardly offers the tiny organic one-finger sympathetic pats-

Don't ask me it just came up. =[[

Useless Joke solidarity?

 

I'm kind of holding out for the right opportunity given that I have only one shot at making it count.
Frag that's probably wrong. Uh.
I'm not going to? Probably?

 

...Jetski. I turn into a microphone. Only way that's useful is by being so useless I read as Absolutely Not A Threat. (...And misusing core loudspeaker for music purposes =]])

Speaking of misusing loudspeaker: believe was supposed to be a party?

 

=[[[ At least can I not have to see it???

You turn into a microphone...? -grins suddenly all over his face- And you're really tough!

 

I can try to warn you beforehand. Traumatizing you would be poor form from a captain, after all, even if it happens because I am protecting you :)

 

I don't much like the idea of you protecting me by exploding yourself. =/

 

It's truly a last resort, I have plenty other explosives before I have to turn to my altmode. I am quite capable at protecting. I used to be Inject's designated bodyguard when he was on medic duty during field tests. You have nothing to worry about.