shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

* we're like
* at least 45% booze in volume right now
* i'm ot sure i know what anything means anympre

 

Is it actually inside you? We need to know for purposes of "making sure you don't die."

 

...Now I kind of actually want ham.

 

We sphliffed it.

I mean

Ah fukkit, yeah that

 

Well, I was already sure it was in you. The skeleton is the one I was asking, seeing as there is doubt over whether he can die from it.

 

Wha I meant was

BOTH. We spilt it. Wait no not that one.

 

Still not what I meant. What happens to it after he drinks it? Does it remain in his body?

 

* where would it've gone?
* did it escape?
* when will my booze return from the war?

 

Prooobably? I just cupped him as offciially wasted a minute qago. He is Knight of Waste. Booze of Space? Fuckidunno.

-almost falls over laughing, instead grabs Sans for support so they both go down-

 

I dunno. Maybe a skeleton magic thing would've happened to it. Or it fell out of the gaps between your bones.

So I guess that means it does affect him, than.

 

OF COURSE IT AFFECTS HIM!

WE'RE MADE OF MAGIC, NOT SOME DEAD HUMAN'S BONES.

 

Really dumb magic, I think, if it lets alcohol kill your kind.

 

IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEBODY SAT DOWN AND DESIGNED US?!?

[So defensive]

 

(from the floor)
* 'm very alive
* not melting or dust yet
* magic's great it can do shtuff like this
(he turns Norm's soul blue. the genie can't float anymore! gravity is fun!)

(sans chokes on his laughter and hacks a few coughs.)

 

Or DID they?

[DUN DUN Dunnn]

-Lalondian eyebrow waggle-

 

Well, still, what even is the point of being made of magic if you're weak to everything people made of flesh are weak to?

Ooow... I'm glad you're alive, though.

 

-is on the floor next to Sans, howling with laughter- That's a neat trick! Wouldn't work on me, though, gravity's already playing favorites. -makes a carpet angel-

 

* i could like
* make you stick to the ceiling with gravity
* i can do all kindsa stuff with this.
(he is still laughing)

 

Ok, that does actually sound fun. When I'm sober though, so I don't have to remember what all I've put in my system the past however many hours.

 

* sounds like a plan
* probablyy shouldn't be doin magic when drunk anyway