shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Worried? Probably '=S'. And it's not your fault, I just- -pulls a face- I don't like being asked to like my altmode. =/

 

...fair. Sorry. Unforeseen implication-- wished only to support. Should know better by now than to assume correct reading of emotions.

(...could swear I saw reference to switching alt-modes somewhere in Cybertronian databases, if that would help at all? Didn't log, but internet probably has something. Captain Life Support might, too, since... medical thing, but unsure if you want him to know and/or be involved.)

 

I can't change my altmode if I have to go back to Obrizon. =[[ The government will... not be happy...

 

Don't go back to Obrizon then.
Pretty sure we can find you a permanent job on Cybertron or literally anywhere else should our little mission ever be over. You could become a bar reviewer on Hedonia.

 

...I- never thought about not going back...?
...What would Oar say?

 

Probably something awful because he's a scrap heap with delusions of grandeur.

even if Cybertron wouldn't allow Jetski to stay, absolutely offering own craft. Going back to awful places: negative priority.

 

It is! But I bet we could get an engine installed. You're so light, you'd be so fast.

 

Jetski! Don't be sad, sweetspark! We're having fun tonight! And it won't matter what Oar will say because he'll be back on Obrizon and you won't! Or I'll have killed him because he's been just too awful! Either way, it won't matter what he says anymore.

 

I am fairly sure the line for murdering Oar reaches around half of Cybertron at this point.

 

Yes, but I'm his medic. I have the best opportunities to do it with minimal suspicion.

...oh, wait, that only works if I don't tell someone about it for plausible deniability reasons. Slag. I'm too drunk to be sneaky right now.

 

Engex comes after assassination plans, not before. Everyone knows to plan sober. How did you guys win the war again?

 

"Planning an assassination" wasn't on my list of plans for the evening. An assignation, maybe!

...let's save this discussion for another time. A slightly more private one.

 

Sure, sweetspark. And don't worry I am pretty sure that due to the non-canon-nature of this space they can't use it as evidence of your involvement should Oar tragically miss the cliff he was walking off of.

 

Actually I recall different sentiment in alternate universe :)

 

You look a lot like our friend Damara Megido and I am pretty sure you're related. Same sign, same horns. I hope she's okay.

 

She's probably hanging out with Fiddleford. He's still growing weed.

 

Uh- honestly I think my paddlewheel would break first. =/

Gess, you're the best.
Unlike Oar.
Who is. Not the best. >=[

-giggles- Stop threatening to kill people, you're drunk! ...So'm I but you're worse. -leans against him and giggles again-

 

Am probably the best at something.
Oar is the opposite of the best. He is the worst >=[[[

 

Worse than Bill?