shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Zo eef hyu schtick sumvun on der cielink, ken dey schtill jump es eef der cielink vos der floor?

 

Yea I did that earlier and it wasn't fun. And you walked into the wall that one time. -snickers, but not unkindly-

 

* yep
* that's how it works.
* and that was one time okay.

 

So far. -wink! oh wait depths what is she doing?!-

 

THAT IS QUITE THE BURN AND I'M A LITTLE SAD THAT I DIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST!!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

BUT...

IT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE.

I PREFER TO THINK THAT EVERYONE CAN CHANGE, AFTER ALL!

EVEN SANS!!!

 

Heppy new hyear! may hyu not haf to face eet sober!

 

*laughs* You almost got that pitchflirting thing down, skeleton. Almost. But then you were too nice. Wow.

 

Thought you were upset because he did?

I'll drink to that. ~.^

 

CLEARLY IT'S SOMETHING FOR ME TO WORK ON!

WOWIE!!! I'M NOT PERFECT YET!

I AM UPSET WITH HIM, BUT THAT'S NOT WHY.

HE CHANGED FOR THE WORSE, AND ONLY BECAUSE HE'S CONVINCED HE DESERVES IT, THAT HE CAN'T CHANGE FOR THE BETTER. AND THAT'S COMPLETELY WRONG!!!

 

*smirks* Yep. Don't be so surprised, though. I haven't met anybody that's perfect yet, though I've met some folks who come pretty close. *wistful smile*

 

DON'T WORRY, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.

BUT, SPEAKING NOT-SARCASTICALLY, I'M ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO COMES PRETTY CLOSE!!! RIGHT?

 

Close enough for me to have you in a quadrant but far enough from it for it to be my pitch one, skeleton. <3<

 

Clarification is good for you.

 

WHY IS FLOWEY PITCH FLIRTING WITH NORM?!?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.

 

Because he's a sack of cack.

 

I dunno myself, honestly. Maybe since it's a flower, it saw that nobody was giving me any of those and so decided it wanted to give me itself. *laughs* Cut out the middleman, you know...

Are you jealous, skeleton? <3<

 

MAYBE??? I'M NOT SURE??? IT SEEMS REALLY STRANGE TO BE JEALOUS OF A FRIEND, BUT, SOMEHOW, HE'S BETTER AT BEING MEAN THAN I AM???

BUT MOSTLY I'M CONCERNED ABOUT MY PLAYER, AND WHY SHE SUDDENLY STARTED LAUGHING ABOUT "VINES" AND "BONDAGE" AND "POSSESSION AU" UNTIL SHE STARTED COUGHING.

 

Don't you remember how Frisk would flirt with anything that had a pulse?

Just think of little old me here as the same way, except with pitch flirting! >;p

 

* Flirt

You compliment Flowey's petals.

 

Well, it does make sense that a flower'd be thirsty. They need a lot of water to grow, after all.

*laughs* And you think that's hard for him? You're the nicest around. <3<

*licks his lips* Sounds kinky.