shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

No need for apologies, doing the thing. (It's... sadly not a new thing for me for someone in my company to decide to drink something they absolutely shouldn't. Sadly.)

Jame, come here and let me figure out what that's even doing to your insides.

 

*drinks the robot booze*

 

Oh, I'm not blaming you for her stupidity.

She's my moirail, and I know exactly how stupid she is.

Although clearly I didn't five minutes ago.

 

... Inject passes on via comms that you just gotta put her somewhere where she can throw up in peace. I don't even want to know how he knows how to treat organics who drank engex but there.

wow that's a little desperate don't you think?

 

Thank you, palest.

 

-arrives in the thread an hour late with a starbucks cup-
... I leave you for five minutes, and yet I am knot surprised. Why am I knot surprised at this turn of events?

 

I'm glad you're all so small, I wasn't planning on sharing that much of the engex. Drunk off my aft is still my goal tonight!

Do you have a medic? I'm not an organic medic and I think you need one.

 

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.......

*facepalm*

 

Sev's our docterrorist! Medic. Waterever word you use ferry it.

 

I'm the medic. *waves hand holding scanner while he tries to catch Jame with the other - the tips of those fingers are sparking slightly*

 

Buuuuuttt Sev, hooooow else coooould I geeeettt you to tooouuuch mee?

Oooh, those hands... those hands... I want those hands on me... Spark me, Seeeev, spark me now!

 

.........

ohhhhhmygod

*deep breath*

Okay, Norm, I know absolutely nothing about your biology. I have no idea how your internal organs are supposed to work. And I am fixing Jame first.

 

Seeeeeeeeeeev will you be terribly upset if I dose Norm with enough organic type booze to either knock him out or make him puke it all backboard up again?

 

*makes a face*

Bleh, language differences. They were bad enough on Earth and I could get on their Internet to learn them all.

Good! I'm sorry you're so busy with idiots. I've been very busy with idiots lately too.

*picks up the engex, keeps it out of organic reach* This is mine now. No more sharing. That was a a bad idea.

 

I'm not looking, I'm chasing Jame right now. #plausibledeniability

 

Buuuttt you're our meeedddiccc... And I want your med-dick.

As loooong aaaas Seeeev will still tooouch me, I don't mind if you do that.

 

Wordplay: excellent =]

 

...No.

And unless you're actually in severe medical distress... probably no.

 

I aaammm soooo witty! Witty and pretty and gay - no wait, bi! Witty and preeeeetty and bi!

 

Sooooo, you're saying this isn't sev-sev-sev-ere medical distress? That it doesn't require a jolt of Sev? Reeeeeallly?