shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Damn that's a long time. Older than our histories.
Older than Her Imperious Bitchiness, even.
I...
I'm sorry. I am a mere 14 earth years old and am having trouble with the scale.

 

*walks over to Ford looking sheepish* Sorry ...

 

No. Fiddleford is my robot-obsessed ex and also the person who first convinced me to try mind-altering drugs.

Among other things.

 

I bet I know what at least one of the other things was.

 

That required a lot less convincing.

 

*looks disapprovingly at Jame and says nothing*

 

*hugs Jame*

You should be, you scared the shit out of me. But I love you anyway.

 

*hugs Ford*

Sometimes I'm just stupidly impulsive. The same thing that lets me leap into battle without fear also lets me do other stupid things.

 

Then you end up w1th the k1nds of s1tuat1ons Ford and 1 got 1nto that you and 1 had to have such a long talk about, only w1thout a demon to lay the ult1mate blame upon.

1 am not here to jo1n the party, 1 am here because 1 p1ty you and 1 don't want you to hurt anyone. 1nclud1ng your fool self.

 

Ford, I think you and I need to work together sometimes to keep this one out of trouble.

 

I know. Me too. And I'm sixty-five which means you probably won't grow out of it.

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighs*

 

I think you're right.

 

That's very young! And still much longer fighting than I would wish on anyone.

Four million years is most of my functioning. I was online for a few decades before it began, just long enough for school and a few years of lab work. Organics mostly live much shorter lives, I know, but there are many mechs older than me!

 

Ten, you need to remember that you set an example for others. Generally a brave and honorable one. But sometimes, like this ... well, I'm glad some of the younger ones didn't see this.

 

Who told you my paintings were weird? I haven't even shown them to you yet!

 

Actually some of us were watching, Five, but we know Ten's example is not always the best. For instance, she works herself way too hard ....

*grinning*

 

Hey, kid! I'm only 240. Easier to imagine, right?

 

Aren't they fffffuuuuun, though? Regrettable but fuuuuunnn.

And I'm noooot gonna huuuuurt anyone.... I just want Seeev to tooouch meee. And yoooooouuu to. And Paaaaaaappp. And Daaaaali.

Not gonna hurt myself either. I'm immortal.

Noooot yoooourrrrs! Saaaalvaaadooor Daaaaliiii! From Eaaarth!

 

Only 100 years older than Adric, I can deal with those numbers. And the Kencyrath is thirty thousand years old. Millions, though, that's like grains of sand in a desert, too damn many to count.

 

*sighs* *walks over*

Norm, I don't even know how to tell if you're just drunk or actually poisoned. My medical scanner had a breakdown when I tried to scan you - I'm going to have to get Riki to fix it.