shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

mAkEs SeNsE

((ooc: i gotta slep, now, so goodnight. thanks for fun shitposting, friendo)

 

((you're welcome and thank you too!))

 

HEY pretty soon you're all going to get to see how ADORABLE I am! Brace yourselves!

 

Oh Trinity.

 

Somehow I feel like you're not taking the human getting art for me seriously. Are you not taking it seriously, Jame? Do you not want to be friends?

 

Honestly I have no idea yet. I haven't observed you.

 

Hey. What happens in the Dreamscape stays in the Dreamscape. I'm not trying to force you to smile.

It's okay if you can't admit you're a little bit happy. We both know the truth.

I can't say, 'damn you' -- because we both know you already are -- but you've still got a soul, and I won't let you forget it.

 

I'd rather be allowed to. It's gets tiring coming back to life on a regular basis.

 

Also yes. Burn the flowers. Flowers deserve nothing but scorn and fear. They are vile trolleaters that lure you in with their pleasant scents. Not to be trusted.

 

But you still keep talking to me anyway.

I love flowers...which is good, as my wife loves growing them. Valiska's roses don't eat people. At least not as far as I know...there's no telling what they'd do if someone attacked the house, but if you attack my house there are all kinds of things that might get you and the flowers are probably not the worst.

But I don't think I'm partial to that one.

 

:c

 

Stop being an attention hog, you're such a brat.

 

Hey, Dad...have you considered that pitch-flirting with the Handmaid is not going to dissuade anyone from thinking that you are the reincarnation of a troll religious figure?

 

@Stentato of Devisiun

 

That's... that's not intimidating, you know that, right?

 

It's that or sit and glare at the ceiling in my room. Or deal with the Woman I guess. Either way I'm going to be irritated.

 

I'll have you know that it was my fucking his mom that got the Kid killed. Get this right, dammit.

 

"Pitch-flirting with the Handmaid," at least in a metaphorical or referential sense, is a long-standing trollish tradition. Your lusus is apparently just taking it a bit more literally than most.

 

((Retroactive announcement clarifying that Lacuna doesn't speak verbally and everything she's saying in here she's typing on a screen!))