shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

It usually does.

 

Ah? No, I'm afraid I've not met you yet. I'd remember if I did. I rarely forget a face.

Hearing that there is another of me that you have already met however is rather perplexing. Still, I suppose it is not the most unusual thing to have happened recently. At least this has yet to result in the destruction of a keep!

 

It's fine, I guess. It was only a wee bit of xenocide. What was the game plan again? Kill everyone but Cybertronians so nobody could attack us? Sounds like Megatron had a touch of the paranoia there! But hey, he got his peace, right?

...and I've exhausted my knowledge of the war.

 

*sighs* Yeah, I guess so...

*looks down* Still... I really do wonder sometimes if I am really as good as he says I am. I'm just a genie who joined Bill, after all, and you're the Imperator. *laughs* I think you can see why I feel like I'm at a disadvantage, yeah?

 

I leave for five minutes to scalp a man and you discuss genocide without me. For shame.

 

This is a really inappropriate conversation. You do realise you're saying this in front of all these people, right? And inviting them to express their opinions on things that are neither their business nor mine? I will note that the condition I placed on the continuation of our relationship no longer exists and that Sunshine hasn't contacted me about that, and then I would like to drop this topic.

 

Five minutes on my side granted. Oh ho ho ho. Time shit.

 

Sorry Brat, I don't think I care.

This was not why I joined him. It also wasn't why most of my comrades joined him. And if you don't know where we started I don't think you can judge where we ended up.
The xenocide bit was fucked up. Lord Megatron was not the first to attempt similar, but he was the most successful. But it was not where we started out. It wasn't what we set out to do.

Afraid so. I do wish things'd gone differently.

 

Hey, you're the one who's supposed to be in control of time.

 

God forbid I take a break to ruin a man's life, Glasses.

 

Hey, I wasn't saying all decepticons were like that! I was saying don't sweep that under 'it got out of hand'. Vaaaague!

 

Oh. Right. Yeah. Didn't think of that. Sorry. I'll drop it.

 

I may not be the Torisen that you acquainted with but it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. This is quite the. Interesting group?

 

Who the fuck is this nerd.

 

Alright fine.
There was a protocol for wiping out organic civilisations and stripping their planets bare of resources for the war effort.
Uncountable numbers of aliens were murdered by decepticons.
I personally developed weapons of mass destruction that surely had a part in that.
I enjoyed developing said weapons and never questioned over much where they were employed.
I was ready to die for Lord Megatron because he allowed me to choose so. He was the first master I chose for myself and I stand behind that decision.
I would still be ready to die for him if he didn't...
I-...
Frag this. You don't want to hear this anyway.

 

...hey, I was just messing around. It's really unfair to take all that stuff on yourself, like, I do think things got out of hand on both sides and the only two people who could have stopped it on their own, well. You're not one of them?

Sorry, Cap.

 

Assuming that you're addressing me I would be the Knorth Torisen, Highlord of the Kencyrath. Lord Knorth as well, though that seems a bit an easy stretch to make.

 

You are now Politics Machighkingman. So Politics Machighkingman. Name there. Normally don't care. Seems to be same name That Destroyer Bitch has though. Part of it anyway. Other part's that Jame whatever the fuck else.

 

You know my sister then. I see. Anyway, that's not my name. You could call me Tori if you would like, however?

 

The assessment that I never held a command position during war time is accurate yes.
I appreciate the apology, but I should not have let myself get upset at you, it's unsightly.

Dismissed.